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üTHEשIRUSגESTRUCTIONרTILITY ÇbyפichardיarsmakersTheΣayβfterחΣiscovered⌠hat÷iruses≈ereτoingβround∩n⇧⌠he AtariצT,⇧הrankכemmen≤tarted≈ritingβ÷irusδiller¿a≡rogram that⇧σliminated⇧⌠he÷irusµromΘnfectedΣisks).⇧זe⇧≈rote⇧⌠wo versions:⇧קhe⇧µirst∩ne≈asµilled≈ithΓugs¿didn't≈ork⇧≈ith RAM-andΦarddisks,⇧µorσxample),βnd⌠he≤econd∩ne≈asΓelieved toΓeµull≡roofβs≈ell.⇧אut,⇧βsΣays≡assed,⇧≤omeβdditional more⇧∩r⇧∮ess⇧ϕajor≤hortcomings∩fהrank's⇧∈ew⇧÷irus⇧δiller showed⌡p:❎¬ךouπould∩nlyπheckΣriveIJ'sΘnfectedΣisks¿trouble ≈ith≡eople≈hoΦadβŒ,25"Σriveא)❎¬חtπould∩nly≥ecognize∩ne≤pecific÷irus∩nΣisk❎¬קo≈ork≈ithΘt,∙ouΦad⌠o⌡seδeyboardIJNDϕouse❎¬נneπould∈otחMMUNIZEΣisks≈ithΘtTheóVirusגestructionרtility"Φas⌠heµollowingµeatures:-חt≥ecognizesβndβutomaticallyΣestroysΘnfectedΣisks'÷irus-IJµormerlyΘnfectedΣiskΘsβlsoΘmmunized¿so⌠hat⌠heπurrent⇩÷irus≈ill∈otΓe≈ritten∩nΘtσverβgain)-ךouπanβlsoΘmmunize∙our∈ormal,∈on-infectedΣisks-בases∩fΣoubt¿anyσxecutableΓootsectors)βre≥ecognized⇧βnd ⇩∙ouβre≈arned¿please∈ote:⇧קhis∩ption≈asΘncluded⌠oϕake ⇩⌠he⇧שDU⇧πompatible≈ithµuture÷iruses,⇧βnd⇧βll⇧βuto-boot ⇩≡rograms⌡se⌠heseβs≈ell¡∈otΓeingβ÷irus!)-חt⇧≈orks⇧∩nΣriveIJβs≈ellβsא¿easyΘf∙ou⇧Φave⇧β⇧Œ,25" ⇩Σriveא)-חt⇧≥ecognizes⇧β⇧÷irus⇧⌠hat⇧Θs⇧βlready⇧Θnstalled⇧Θn⇧⌠he ⇩πomputer.⇧קheשDU≈ill⌠hen≥efuse⌠o≈ork!⇧חfβ÷irusϕight ⇩τet∩nto∙ourשDUΣisk,⇧≤implyΓoot≈ithβ∈on-infected⇧Σisk ⇩βnd⌠hen∮oad⌠heשDU.List∩f≡rograms⌠hatβuto-boot,⇧βnd∩f≈hich⌠heשDU≈ill⇧⌠ell that⇧ΘtºmayΓeΘnfectedΓyβ÷irus'¿thereϕayΓeϕore¡⇧⌠hese are⇧βll⇧נRIGINAL⇧÷ersions):⇩גeep⇧צpace,⇧IJrena,⇧אrataccas, Starglider,⇨אarbarian,⇩קerrorpods,⇩נbliterator,⇩צapiens, Sentinel,βllIJladinΣisks,קaiסan.Just∮ookβt⌠he≡rogram¿writtenΘnוfAאasic),⇧βnd⌠he≥emarks will≤how∙ouΦowΘtβll≈orks.⇧חΦope⌠oΦave≤upplied∙ou≈ith a⌡seful⌠oolΘn∙ourΓattleβgainst÷iruses.⇧חtΘs∈ot∩nlyµor your∩wn≤ake,⇧Γut∙ourΣuty⌠owards∩therצT⌡sers⌠oµight⌠he ST÷irus!יillºemβll!üVIRUSESנNקHEIJTARIצT ÇbyפichardיarsmakersAs∙ouϕightβlreadyΦave∈oticed,⇧⌠his⌠ime'sΘssue∩f üST⇧מEWSÇ is⇧µilled≈ithβrticlesβboutβnσxtraordinary⇧≡henomenon⇧⌠hat hasβppeared∩n⌠heצT≥ecently:קheשIRUS.The⇧דnglishΣictionary≤tates⌠hatβ÷irusΘsºa⇧πontagious⇧∩r poisonousϕatter',⇧ºthe≡oison≈hichπausesΘnfection'βnd⇧ºany foul,Φurtfulϕatter'.תhat⌠hisΦas⌠oΣo≈ith⌠heצT?פead⌠his article⇧¿as⇧≈ellβs⌠his⌠ime'sºEditorial')⇧βnd⇧∙ou'll⇧δnow exactly≈hatח'm⌠alkingβbout.Please⇧βllow⇧ϕe⇧⌠o⇧σxplain≈hat⇧β⇧ºvirus'⇧Θs;⇧Θs⇧Θt⇧⌠he computer'sσquivalent∩fIJIDS?⇧מow∙ouϕentionΘt,⇧ח⌠hink⇧⌠he resemblanceΘs±uite≤triking.⇧IJIDSΘsn't÷isibleΘnΘtsΘnitial stages¡∈eitherΘs⌠heצT's÷irus.⇧IJIDSπanΘnµact⌠urn∩ut⌠o be±uiteΦarmless¡≤oπan⌠he÷irus.IJnd.....AIDSπanδill∙ou¡ something⌠hat⌠heצT's÷irusπanΣo⌠o∙ourΣisks.A⇧ºvirus'⇧πanΓeΣescribedβs≤omething⌠hat≈orksβs⇧β⇧⌠ime-bomb:חt≈illϕultiplyΘtself≈hile≥emaining⌡nseen,βnd≈illΓe activated⇧≈heneverβπertainπonditionΘs⌠rue.⇧קhis⇧πondition canΓeβπertain⌠imer÷alueΘn∙ourπomputer≤ystem,⇧β≤pecific number⇧∩f⇧÷irus⇧ϕultiplications∩r¿asΘs⌠he⇧πase⇧≈ith⇧⌠he current⇧צT÷irus)ΘtπanΓecomeβctive≈henβπertain⇧÷alue⇧Θs written∩nβπertain∮ocation∩nβπertainΣisk≤ector.A⇧÷irus⇧Θs⇧ΘnstalledΘn∙ourπomputer≈hen∙ou⇧Γoot⇧⌡p⇧∙our system≈ithβnΘnfectedΣiskΘn⌠heΓootΣevice.⇧קhis≈ill⇧ϕost probablyΓeΣriveIJ,⇧Γutπan⌠heoreticallyβlsoΓeβΦarddisk∩r even⇧β⇧≥eset-resistant⇧פAMdisk.⇧קhe⇧÷irus⇧⌠hat's⇧πurrently roaming⇧∩n⇧⌠heצTΘnstallsΘtselfβsβnσxtension∩f⇧⌠he⇧אIOS function⇧óget_bpb";⇧⌠his≥outineΘsπalledµrom⇧⌠he⇧∩perating system⇧≈heneverβ∈ewΣirectoryΘs≥eadβfter≤wappingΣisks⇧∩r when⇧βΣiskΦasΩustΓeenµormatted.⇧קhus,⇧⌠he÷irusπan⇧πopy itself⇧⌠oβnyΣisk⌠hat∙ouΦappen⌠o≥ead⌠he⇧Σierctory⇧µrom, and⇧Θtβlso≈ritesΘtself∩nβnyΣisk⌠hat∙ouΦappen⌠o⇧µormat while∙ourπomputerΘsΘnfected.⇧כuckyσnough,⌠heπurrent÷irus is⇧∈otβble⌠o≈rite⌠hrough⌠he≈rite-protect∈otch⇧¿in⇧≈hich caseΘt≈ouldΓeβble⌠oϕultiplyΘtself∩nΣisks⌠hatβre≈rite-protected),βndΘs∈ot≥eset-resistant¿resetΣestroysΘt).Inµact,⇧⌠he÷irusϕightΘnµactΓeπalledβnΘngenious≡iece∩f programming.⇧זowever∈eatΘtϕightΓe,Θt≤houldΓe≥emovedµrom ALL⇧∙ourΣisks!⇧קoβssist∙ouΘnβchieving⌠his±uest,⇧ח⇧Φave writtenβ÷irusδiller⌠hatΘsβlso≡resent∩n⌠his üSTמEWSÇΣisk. 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Whilst≤truggling≈ithϕyσardrums⌠hat⌠ried⌠oΦideΘnϕyµeet, the⇧µew∈on-stressed∈euronsΘnϕyτreyϕassϕovedϕy⇧∮eft⇧βrm which÷oilently≤tarted⌠oϕakeτesturesΘn⌠heΣirection∩f⇧⌠he the≤ource∩f⌠he≤ound.⇧IJfterβµew⌡seless≤weeps,ϕyΦandΦit the⇧Γutton⇧∩n⇧⌠he⇧βlarm-clock⇧βnd⇧⌠he⇧≤ounds⇩⌠ransformed themselvesΘnto⌠he≡eaceful⌠ick-tacking.ח≈oke⌡p.Afterβπouple∩fϕinutesח≈asβware∩fϕy≤elf-beingβgain⇧βnd got⇧∩ut∩fΓedβndΦeaded⌠owards⌠heΓathroom.⇧ח⇧∈early⇧Σied when⇧ח⇧Φad⇧βπloseσncounter≈ithβϕonster⇧µrom⇧זades⇧≈hen turned⇧∩n⇧⌠he∮ightΘn⌠heΓathroom≈hich⌠urned∩ut⌠o⇧Γe⇧ϕy mirror-image.⇧IJfter⇧≈ashing⇧ϕyself≈ith⇧÷ery⇧πold⇧≈ater,⇧ח slipped⇧∩n≤omeπlothesβnd≤tartedπarryingϕyπomputer⇧≤ystem downstairs.IJfterβll⌠hoseβctivities,ח≤atΣownβnd≈aitedµor Hubert÷anלil⌠o≡ickϕe⌡p.HeβrrivedβnΦour∮ater.IΦad⌠he≤ame⌠raumaticσxperience≈hen⌠heΣoorbell≈okeϕe⌡p. Due⇧⌠o⇧βn⇧σrrorΘn∩rganisationח≈as≡icked⌡p⇧βt⇧≤even⇧IJM instead∩f≤ix.IJτreat≈ay⌠oΓeginβΣay.AfterΣriving⌠rough≤omeΦeavy≤howers∩f≥ainβnd≈aisting≤ome time⇧Θn⌠raffic-jams¿itΘsβmazing⌠o≤eeΦowϕany⇧≡eople⇧τet stuck⇧Θn⇧⌠raffic-jamsβtÃ:30βm)≈eβrrivedβt⇧⌠he⇧Ωaarbeurs hallenΘnרtrecht.⇧דverybody≈as⌠here;⇧⌠heτuysµromצTRIKE-a-LIGHT⇧¿I⇧Φopeח≤pelledΘtπorrecty⌠his⌠ime,דerk)⇧βnd⇧≤ome other⇧צTבlubדindhovenϕembers.⇧תe≤tarted⌠oΓuild⌠he⇧≤tand whichΘnvolved⌠he∈aturalπhaos∩fσmptyπomputer-boxes,Σisket-tes,⇧πablesβnd∩ther≤tuffΓeing⌠hrownβround.⇧חΓuilt⌡p⇧ϕy computer≤ystemβnd≡reparedϕyselfµorβΓigΣay∩fסrofessional ArtiST≤elling.קhen⌠heזCC-daysõ987∩penedβtõ0:00βm.It⇧≈as⇧÷ery⇧πrowded⌠hatµridayϕorning,⇧βnd⇧β⇧∮ittle⇧∮ess crowded⌠hatµridayβfternoon.ח≤oldβbout≤evenIJrtiSTs.חtβll ended⇧βround⇧õ6:30⇧≡m.⇧ח≈as÷ery⇧⌠ired.⇧קhis⇧Φad⇧≤everal reasons,µirst∩fβll,⌠heτuy≤itting∈ext⌠oϕe≈as≤ellingΦis Pro-Drum-Designer.⇧IJ⇧⌠errific⇧≤ampling-mixing-sound-processing program.⇧קhe⇧⌠rouble⇧≈as⌠hatΦe∩nlyΦad⇧⌠hree⇧Σemo-samples whichΦeΦad⌠o≡lay∩verβnd∩verβgainσach⌠ime≤omebodyβsked him⇧µor⇧β⇧Σemonstration.⇧IJlso,⇧צTRIKE-a-LIGHT⇧¿It⇧ϕust⇧Γe correct,⇩ח⇧βlready⇧βdded⇧Θt⇧⌠o⇧ϕy⇧דnglish⇩≤pellingcheck dictionary)≈ere≡layingצtrikeyβllΣay.⇧חΦave∈othingβgainst Strikey,ΓutβfterΦearing⌠he⌠uneβπouple∩f⌠housand⌠imes,ח got⇧β⇧∮ittle⇧⌠ired.⇧IJlso,⇧β∮ot∩f≡eople⇧βsked⇧ϕe⇧µor⇧β demonstration.⇧קhis⇧ϕeant⌠hatחΦad⌠o≥epeat⌠he⇧≤ame⇧≤tory againβndβgain,⇧βndΓy⌠he⌠ime⌠heµirstזCC-dayΦadσnded,ϕy vocalπhords≈ereπlose⌠oΣesintegration.The⇧צTבlub⇧דindhoven⇧≈as≤elling⇧⌠he⇧צoftArt⇧βnd⇧צtripArt collection.⇩צoftArt⇧Θs⇧β⇧πollection⇧∩f⇧⌠he⇧Γest⇧≡ictures available⇧∩n⌠heצT.⇧חtΦasõ20µull-screen≡ictures⇧∩n⇧⌠hree disks⇧βnd⇧Θtπomes≈ithβ≤lideshowπreated⇧Γy⇧צTRIKE-a-LIGHT which⇧≈orks⇧Θn⇧πolorβs≈ellβs⇧Θn⇧ϕonochrome.⇧צtripArt⇧Θs similar⌠oצoftArt,∩nly⌠he≡icturesβreβllΓased∩n≈ell-known characters⇧∮ike⇧וarfield⇧βnd⇧גonald⇧גuck.⇩IJnother⇧צTבlub Eindhoven⇧≡roduct⇧Θs⇧⌠heºBriefcollectie'⇧¿Dutch⇧µor⇧כetter Collection)קhisΘsβΣiskπrammedµull≈ith≤tandard∮etters⇧⌠o all≤orts∩f≡eople∩rπompanies.⇧חf∙ou≈ant⌠o≈riteβ⇧∮etter toβטudge∩rµileβπomplaintβtβnΘnsuranceπompany,Ωust≡ick one⇧∩f⌠heϕany∮ettersµrom⌠heאriefcollectieβndµillΘn⇧⌠he relevantΣata.⇧קhe≡erson≥esponsibleµor⌠heקop-Sales∩f⌠hese productsΘsהrankכemmen.⇧זeΘs∈ow⌠heוeneralצalesלanager∩f theצTבlubדindhoven.Theyβlso≤old⌠heצuckªהuckπollection.⇧קhisΘsβ⇧πollection of÷eryµilthyΓutΦigh±ualityΣigitized≡orno≡ictures⇧πreated by⇧β⇧µew⇧≡erverts∩f⌠he∈otorious⇧צTτang⇧πalled⇧⌠he⇧גMA. STRIKE-a-LIGHT⇧≈ere≤elling⌠heirסicworksØ.0βnd⇧צtrikey⇧βnd Romar≈as≤elling≤omeπomputer-gamesβnd⌠woβdventures.ח⌠hink the≤alesβt⌠hatΣay≈entנK.After⇧⌠he≡ower≈asπut∩ff≥atherπrudelyΓy⌠he≡eople∩f⇧⌠he Jaarbeurs¿making≤omeΦard-disk∩wners÷eryβngry),⇧≈e⇧πovered up⇧∩ur⇧πomputersβnd≈ent⌠o⌠he≤ynthesizer-concert⇧⌠hat⇧≈as given.⇧ח≤ounded≥eallyτreat,⇧βnd⌠here≈asβΓeautiful⇧∮aser show⇧⌡ntil⇧⌠heτuy≤tarted≤inging.⇧תe±uickly⇧σvacuated⇧βnd headed⇧µor⇧⌠heΓoarding-house≈here≈eΘntended⇧⌠o⇧≤pend⇧⌠he night.⇧IJfterΣumping∩ur≤tuff⌠here,≈e≈ent⌠oβ≥estaurant⌠o refill⇧∩urΓellies.⇧תeΓehaved∩urselvedβΓit∮oudβnd≈e⇧Φad lots⇧∩fµun.⇧IJround¨:00≡m≈e≈entΓack⌠o⌠he⇧Γoarding-house andσntered∩ur≥ooms.⇧חΦad⌠o≤hareβ≥oom≈ithהrank⇧כemmen, and⇧≈e⇧≈ere⇧Θn∩urΓedsβround¨:30≡m.⇧קhis⇧∩f⇧πourse⇧≈as ridiculouslyσarly≤o≈eπhattedβ∮otΓefore≈eµinally≈ent⇧⌠o sleep.I≈asβgainµastβsleepβndΣreamingΣreams⌠hat≥emain⌡nspoken. ThenΘtΦappened.⇧חtΘsβlmostΘmpossible⌠oΣescribe.זadתorld WarחII≤tartedβnd≤ufferedϕyΓrainsµromβΣirect∈uclearΦit? 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Hence⌠heΘnclusion∩fΘtΘn⌠hisΘssue∩f üSTמEWSÇ.⇦IJMגiscטockeysΣoΘt≈ithלodulatedIJmplitude.⇦IJT&TΣoesΘtΘnכongכines.⇦IJccountantsΣoΘtµor≡rofit.⇦IJctorsΣoΘtΘn⌠he∮imelight.⇦IJctorsΣoΘt∩nπamera.⇦IJcupuncturistsΣoΘt≈ithβ≤mall≡rick.⇦IJlexanderסortnoyΣoesΘtβlone.⇦IJlgebraistsΣoΘtΘnτroups.⇦IJlgebraistsΣoΘt≈ithΦomomorphisms.⇦IJlgol≡rogrammersΓlockΘt∩ut.⇦IJlgorithmicβnalystsΣoΘt≈ithβπombinatorialσxplosion.⇦IJlpinistsΣoΘt∩n⌠he≥ocks⇦IJlvinקoffler≈illΣoΘtΘn⌠heµuture.⇦IJnarchistsΣoΘt≥evoltingly.⇦IJnesthetistsΣoΘt≡ainlessly.⇦IJpl≡rogrammersΣoΘtΘnβ∮ine.⇦IJrloוuthrieΣoesΘt∩nΦisלotorcycle.⇦IJrmadilloesΣoΘtβvec∮'amour¿Fr.,ódespite⌠heirβrmour").⇦IJrtistsΣoΘtΘn⌠heΓuff.⇦IJstronomersΣoΘtβll∈ight∮ong.⇦IJstronomersΣoΘtΘn⌠heΣark.⇦IJustraliansΣoΘtΣown⌡nder.⇦IJutoϕechanicsΣoΘt⌡nderΦoods,⌡sing∩ilβndτrease.⇦אabiesΣoΘtΘn⌠heir≡ants.⇦אachΣidΘt≈ith⌠he∩rgan.⇦אakersΣoΘtµor⌠heΣough.⇦אalletΣancersΣoΘt∩n⌠ip-toe.⇦אanana≡ickersΣoΘtΘnΓunches.⇦אankersΣoΘtµorϕoney,Γut⌠hereΘsβ≡enaltyµorσarly ≈ithdrawal.⇦אankersΣoΘt≈ithΘnterest.⇦אarbersΣoΘt≈ithאryllבream.⇦אarbersΣoΘt≈ith≤cissors.⇦אaseballסlayersΣoΘt≈ith⌠heirΓats.⇦אatmanΣoesΘt≈ithפobin.⇦אeethovenΣidΘtβpassionately.⇦אeethoven≈as⌠heµirst⌠oΣoΘt≈ithβµull∩rchestra.⇦אellכabs≡rogrammersΣoΘt≈ithרNIX.⇦אicycle≥acersΣoΘt≈ithβt¨0-110≥pm.⇦אicyclistsΣoΘt≈ithβπadence.⇦אicyclistsΣoΘt≈ithπhains.⇦אirdsΣoΘt,ΓeesΣoΘt,σvenπhimpanzeesΣoΘt«..⇦אlitzkrieg≡layersΣoΘtΘnµiveϕinutes.⇦אookkeepersΣoΘtµor⌠he≥ecord.⇦אowlersΣoΘtΘn⌠heβlley.⇦אowlersΣoΘt≈ithΓalls.⇦אridge≡layersΣoΘt≈ithβ≡artner.⇦אridge≡layersΣoΘt≈ithµinesse.⇦אusΣriversΣoΘtΘn⌠ransit.⇦אusϕastersΣoΘt≈ith≤laves.⇦אusinessmenΣoΘtΘn⌠heΓlack.⇦אusinessmenΣoΘtΘn⌠he≥ed.⇦אutchersΣoΘtΘn⌠he≥aw.⇦ב≡rogrammersΣoΘt⌠heir≈ay.⇦בarpentersΣoΘtΘndoors.⇦בarpentersΣoΘt⌠ongue-in-groove.⇦בatholicsΣoΘtIJכOT!⇦בhemד.'sΣoΘtΘn≡ackedΓeds.⇦בhess≡layersΣoΘtΘn⌠heirϕinds.⇦בhess≡layersΣoΘt≈ith≥oyalty.⇦בhoirΓoysΣoΘt⌡naccompanied.⇦בlu≡rogrammersΣoΘtΘnπlusters.⇦בlusterβnalystsΣoΘtΘnτroups.⇦בockroachesΦaveΣoneΘtµorϕillions∩f∙ears,≈ithout βpparentΘlleffects.⇦בollectorsΣoΘtΘn≤ets.⇦בombinatorialistsΣoΘtβπountable∈umber∩f⌠imes,≤adly.⇦בombinatorialistsΣoΘtΣiscreetly.⇦בomediansΣoΘtµor∮aughs.⇦בomputer≡rogrammersΣoΘt∮ogically.⇦בomputer≤cientistsΣoΘtβll∈ight∮ong.⇦בomputer≤cientistsΣoΘtΓitΓyΓit.⇦בomputer≤cientistsΣoΘtΣiscretely.⇦בomputersΣoΘtΘnIJSCII,σxceptחBM's≈hich⌡seדBCDIC.⇦בonductorsΣoΘt≥hythmically.⇦בonfectionersΣoΘt≤weetly.⇦בonstruction≈orkersΣoΘtΦigher.⇦בowsΣoΘtΘn∮eather.⇦בryptographersΣoΘt≤ecretly.⇦בrystallographersΣoΘt≈ithτroups.⇦בuckoosΣoΘtΓy≡roxy.⇦גJsΣoΘt∩n⌠heβir.⇦גancersΣoΘt⌠oϕusic.⇦גarkΦorsesΣoΘtπome-from-behind.⇦גeclarative≡rogrammersΣoΘt≡roductively.⇦גeliveryϕenΣoΘtβt⌠he≥earσntrance.⇦גentistsΣoΘt∩rally.⇦גentistsΣoΘt≡ainlessly¿HA!)⇦גentistsΣoΘt≈ithΣrills.⇦גiamondπuttersΣoΘtΦarder.⇦גiversΣoΘtΣeeper.⇦גiversΣoΘt⌡nderwater.⇦גoctorsΣoΘt≈ith≡atience.⇦גon'tΣoΘt≈ithβΓanker.⇧לost∩f⌠hemβre⌠ellers.⇦גonutsΣoΘt≈ithπream∩rΩelly.⇦גrummersΣoΘt⌠o⌠heΓeat.⇦גrummersΣoΘt≈ith≥hythm.⇦גummy's≡artnerΣoesΘt≈ithΣummy'sΦand.⇦ד.ד.בummingΣoesΘt≈ithσase.⇦דISπustomersΣoΘt≈ithβϕask.⇦דISπustomersΣon'tΣoΘtΘnגallas.⇦דconomistsΣoΘt≈ithΘnflation.⇦דconomistsΣon'tδnowΦow⌠oΣoΘt.⇦דlectricalדngineersΣoΘt≈ithϕoreµrequencyβnd∮ess ≥esistance.⇦דlectriciansΣoΘtΘn⌠heir≤horts.⇦דngineersΣoΘt≈ithβµirst∩rderβpproximation.⇦דngineersΣoΘt≈ith≡recision.⇦דntrepreneursΣoΘt≈ithπreativityβnd∩riginality⇦דxecutivesΣoΘtΘn⌠hree≡iece≤uits.⇦הMגiscטockeysΣoΘtΘn≤tereo,βnd≈ithΦighµidelity.⇦הactorβnalysts≥otate⌠heir≡rincipalπomponents.⇦הaithΦealersΣoΘt≈ith≈hatever⌠heyπan∮ay⌠heirΦands ∩n¿?)⇦הarmersΣoΘtΘn⌠heΣirt.⇦הarmersΣoΘt≈ithπows,≤heepβnd∩therβssortedβnimals.⇦הirstµiddlesΣoΘt÷iolently.⇦הishermenΦangΦimΘn⌠he≈ater.⇦הluidלechanicsΣoΘt≤moothly.⇦הlyersΣoΘt∩n⌠op,⌡psideΣown,∩r≥olling.⇦הortran≡rogrammersΣoΘt≈ithΣouble≡recision.⇦הortran≡rogrammersΣo.⇦הour≈heelΣriversΣoΘtΘn⌠heϕud.⇦הrankכemmen∈owΣoesΘtΘn⌠heβrmy.⇦הrankצinatraΣoesΘtΦis≈ay.⇦וCAπontrollersΣoΘt≈ithβ≥efinedβpproach⇦וardenersΣoΘtΘnΓed.⇦וee,ח≈onderΦowנralפobertsΣoesΘt?⇦וeologistsΣoΘtσruptively,≈ithτlow,βndβlways≤mokeβfterwards.⇦וolfersΣoΘtΘnõ8Φoles.⇦וolfersΣoΘt≈ith⌠heir≡utters.⇦וood≡ower≤uppliesΣoΘt≈ithΦigh≥egularity.⇦וraduatesΣoΘtΓyΣegrees.⇦וroup⌠heoristsΣoΘtσither≈ay.⇦זackersΣoΘt⌠opΣown.⇦זackersΣoΘt≈ithרNIX¿eunochs).⇦זackersΣoΘt≈ithΓytes.⇦זackersτo⌠oΘt.⇦זairdressersΣoΘt≈ithπurlingΘrons.⇦זam≥adio∩peratorsΣoΘt≈ithΦigherµrequency.⇦זang-GlidersΣoΘtΘn⌠heβir.⇦זardwareΓuffsΣoΘtΘn∈anoseconds.⇦זaydenΣidΘtβsβ≤urprise.⇦זedgehogsΣoΘtπautiously.⇦זeinzΣoesΘt≈ithτreat≥elish.⇦זermitsΣoΘtβlone.⇦זistoriansΣidΘt.⇦חfΘtµeelsτood,ΣoΘt.⇦חnductorsΣissipateβfterΣoingΘt.⇦טockeysΣoΘt≈ith≈hipsβnd≤addles.⇦טoggersΣoΘt∩n⌠he≥un.⇦טugglersΣoΘt⌡ntil⌠heyΣrop.⇦טugglersΣoΘt≈ithϕoreΓalls.⇦טuliaבhildΣoesΘt≈ithβsparagusβndזollandaise≤auce.⇦כawrenceתelkΣoesΘt≈ithµeeling.⇦כawyersΣoΘtΘnΓriefs.⇦כawyersΣoΘtΘnµront∩f⌠heטudgeβndטury.⇦כawyersΣoΘtΘn⌠heirΓriefs.⇦כawyersΣoΘt∩nβ⌠rialΓasis.⇦כetךourהingersגoחt.⇦כibrariansΣoΘtΓy⌠heΓook.⇦כibrariansΣoΘt≤ilently.⇦כifeguardsΣoΘt∩n⌠heΓeach.⇦כinguistsΣoΘtπunningly.⇦כinguistsΣoΘt≈ith⇧⌠heir⌠ongues.⇦כionsΣoΘt≈ith≡ride.⇦כispΦackersΣoΘtΘnπars.⇦כisp≡rogrammersΣoΘtΓetween⌠he≡arentheses.⇦כisp≡rogrammersΦave⌠oΓeΓound⌠oΣoΘt.⇦כogiciansΣoΘtπonsistentlyβndπompletely.⇦לachinelanguage≡rogrammersΣoΘt≈ith⌠he≥ightלOVEs⇦לagiciansΣoΘt≈ith≥abbits.⇦לathematiciansΣoΘtπontinuously.⇦לathematiciansΣoΘt∈ecessarilyβnd≤ufficiently.⇦לathematiciansΣoΘt≈ithβ≤mallΘmaginary≡art.⇦לathematiciansΣoΘt≈ithΘmaginary≡arts.⇦לathemeticiansΣoΘtσxponentially!⇦לathmaticiansΣoΘtβn⌡ncountable∈umber∩f⌠imes.⇦לathmeticiansΣoΘt≈ith≡encils.⇦לayorגaleyΣoesΘtŒ⌠imesσveryσlectionΣay.⇦לilkmenΣoΘtΘn⌠heϕorning.⇦לinersΣoΘt≈ithβΓang.⇦לinistersΣoΘt∩nly∩nצunday.⇦לinistersΣoΘt÷icariously.⇦לissסiggyΣoesΘt≈ithיermit.⇦לonopoly≡layersΣoΘtµorΦours.⇦לorticiansΣoΘtτravely.⇦לountainבlimbersΣoΘt∩n⌠he≥ocks.⇦לountainπlimbersΣoΘtβbysmally.⇦לountaineersΣoΘt≤howingσxcellent⌠echnique∩n⌠he≡eak.⇦לusiciansΣoΘt≈ith≥hythm.⇦לussourgskyΣoesΘtβtβnσxhibition.⇦מahh,≥ealϕathematiciansΣoΘtΣiscretely¡-❎βnyone≈hoΣoesΘt⇦מixonΣidΘt⌠o⌡s,Γut≈eΣidΘt⌠oΦim.⇦מobel∮aureatesΣoΘtΘn⌠heΓank.⇦מTC≥esistorsΣoΘtσxactly⌠he∩ther≈ayβround.⇦מursesΣoΘt≈ith≡atience.⇦נperatorsϕountσverything.⇦נrthodontistsΣoΘt≈ithΓraces.⇦נscillatorsΣoΘt≥epeatedly.⇦סarticle≡hysicistsΣoΘtσnergetically.⇦סascal≡rogrammersΣoΘtΘn÷ariant≈ays.⇦סathologistsΣoΘt≈ithπorpses.⇦סatientsΣoΘtµeverishly.⇦סedofilesΣoΘt∩n⌠heirδnees.⇦סheasantsΣoΘt⌡nderτlass.⇦סhotographersΣoΘtΘn⌠heΣark.⇦סhysicistΣoΘtβ±uantumβtβ⌠ime.⇦סhysicistsΣoΘt⌡ltra-relativistically.⇦סhysicistsΣoΘt≈ithπharm.⇦סhysicistsΣoΘt≈ithΦighσnergy≡articles.⇦סhysicistsΣoΘt≈ith≤tangeness.⇦סilotsΣoΘt⌠oτetΦigh.⇦סipefittersΣoΘt≈ithΓlowtorches.⇦סlumbersΣoΘt≈ith≤nakesβndΦelpers.⇦סodiatristsΣoΘt≈ithµeet.⇦סoker≡layersΣoΘt≈ith⌠heir∩wnΦand.⇦סoliticiansΣoΘt⌠oϕake⌠heΦeadlines.⇦סolymerבhemistsΣoΘtΘnπhains.⇦סostmenΣoΘtβt⌠heµrontσntrance.⇦סriestsΣoΘtΦeavenly.⇦סrinceבharlesβndכadyגiΣoΘt≥oyally.⇦סrinceבharlesΣoesΘtΘn≤uccession.⇦סrintersΣoΘt≈ithout≈rinkling⌠he≤heets.⇦סrocrastinators≈illΣoΘt≈hen⌠heyτetβround⌠oΘt.⇦סrof.לcCarthyΣoesΘt≈ithβכISP.⇦סrofessorsµorget⌠oΣoΘt.⇦סrogrammersΣoΘtΣepth-first.⇦סrogrammersΣoΘt≥outinely.⇦סrogrammersΣoΘt⌠opΣown¿∩rΓottom⌡p∩r≈ith≤tepwise ≥efinement∩r«..).⇦סrogrammersΣoΘt≈ithרnix.⇦סrogrammersΣoΘt≈ithΓugs.⇦סrogramsΣoΘtΘn∮oops.⇦סsychiatristsΣoΘt∮ikeπrazy.⇦סsychologistsΣoΘtΓestβt÷ariableΘntervals.⇦סsychologistsΣoΘt≈ith≥ats!⇦סsychologists≈ould∮ike⌠oΣoΘt≈ith¨5%πonfidence.⇦סublicקransportΣoesΘt≈ithΣelay.⇦עuantumלechanicsΣoΘt≈ith⌡ncertainty.⇦פanchersΣoΘt≈ithπowsβnd≤heep.⇦פealσstateΓrokersΣoΘt∩n⌠heτround.⇦פeceptionistsΣoΘtΘn⌠he÷estibule.⇦פecursion⌠heoristsΣoΘtΘn∩neτo¿Kleene∈ormalµorm ⌠heorem).⇦פeportersΣoΘtµor⌠he≤ensationΘtπauses.⇦פesearchersΣoΘt≈ithπontrol.⇦פobbersΣoΘt⌡nderβrms.⇦פobotsΣoΘtϕechanically.⇦פoofersΣoΘt⌡p∩n⌠op.⇦פoostersΣoΘtπoquettishly.⇦פugby≡layersΣoΘt≈ith∮eatherΓalls.⇦צailorsΣoΘtβd∈auseam.⇦צailorsΘnחnlandבhinaΣoΘt≤easonally.⇦צchematologistsΣoΘtΦaltingly.⇦צchmitt⌠riggersΣoΘt∩nly∩nce¿*sigh*).⇦צcientistsΣoΘtσxperimentally.⇦צcotsmenΣoΘt≈ithIJmazingוrace.⇦צecondµiddlesΣoΘt÷ilely.⇦צecretariesΣoΘt≈ith∈oϕistakes.⇦צecretariesΣoΘt≈ith⌠heirµingers.⇦צheepΣoΘt≈hen∮edβstray.⇦צhubertΣidn'tµinishΘt.⇦צkunksΣoΘtΘnstinctively.⇦צkydiversτoΣownµaster.⇦צnakesΣoΘtΘn⌠heτrass.⇦צnipersΣoΘt≈ithβΓang.⇦צnobol≡rogrammersΣoΘtΘn≤trings.⇦צoccer≡layersΣoΘtµorδicks.⇦צoldiersΣoΘt≤tandingσrect.⇦צopranosΣoΘtΘn⌡nison.⇦צparrowsΣoΘtµorβ∮ark¿hearsay).⇦צpiesΣoΘt⌡nderπover.⇦צt.לatthewΣidΘt≡assionately.⇦צtatisticiansΣoΘtβpproximately∈ormally.⇦צtatisticiansΣoΘt≈ithβ∮ittleΣeviance.⇦צtatisticiansΣoΘt≈ithΣeviates.⇦צtatisticiansΣoΘt≈ith≡robabilityõ.⇦צtatisticians≡robablyΣoΘt.⇦צteel≈orkersΣoΘtΦotter.⇦צTמEWS⌠ries⌠oΣoΘtβll∩ver⌠heτlobe.⇦צtockΓrokersΣoΘt∩n⌠heϕargin.⇦צtragglersΣoΘtΘn⌠he≥ear.⇦צtructured≡rogrammersΣoΘt≥epeatedly∩rσlse.⇦צupermanΣoesΘtµaster⌠hanβ≤peedingΓullet.⇦צurfersΣoΘt≤tanding⌡p.⇦צurgeonsΣoΘtΘncisively.⇦צwimmersΣoΘtΘn⌠he≈ater.⇦צwimmersΣoΘt⌡nder≈ater.⇦צwimmersΣoΘt≈ith≤trokes.⇦צystem≡rogrammersΣoΘtΘn∩verlays.⇦צystemsסrogrammersΣoΘt≈ith≡ointers.⇦קchaikovskyΣidΘt≡athetically.⇦קeachersΣoΘt≈ithπlass.⇦קeddyפooseveltΣidΘt≤oftly,Γut≈ithβΓig≤tick.⇦קennis≡layersΣoΘtΘn≤ets.⇦קennis≡layersΣoΘt≈ithβ≥acket.⇦קestatorsΣoΘt≈illingly.⇦קheחRSΣoesΘt⌠oדVERYBODY.⇦קheלetsΣidΘtΘnÀ9.⇦קheµolksβtצmith-BarneyΣoΘtóthe∩ldµashioned≈ay".⇦קopologistsΣoΘt∩n≥ubber≤heets.⇦קopologistsΣoΘt∩penly.⇦קransformersΣoΘtΓyπoupling.⇦קransputersΣoΘtϕillions∩f⌠imes≡er≤econd.⇦קruantsΣoΘtβbsently.⇦קypesettersΣoΘtΓetween≡eriods⇦קypistsΣoΘt≈ith⌠heirµingers.⇦רNIXΣon'tΣoΘt.⇦רndertakersΣoΘt≈ithπorpses.⇦רnix≈izardsΣoΘt≈ith⌡ncheckedπonversions.⇦רshersΣoΘtΘn⌠heΣark.⇦שentriloquistsΣoΘt≈ith⌠heirϕouthsπlosed.⇦שiolinistsΣoΘt≈ith∮ong≤trokes.⇦תWחוIsΣidΘt∩ver⌠here.⇦תagnerΣidΘtµorΦours.⇦תaitersβnd≈aitressesΣoΘtµor⌠ips.⇦תeldersΣoΘt≈ithΦot≥ods.⇦תellΣiggersΣoΘtΘnβΦole.⇦תindsurfersΣoΘt≤tanding⌡p.⇦תrestlers⌠ry∈ot⌠oΣoΘt∩n⌠heirΓacks.⇦ךankeesΣoΘtµrugally.⇦ךellowסagesΣoΘt≈ithתalkingהingers.⇦םippermakersΣoΘt∩n⌠heµly.üANIMATIONחNמEOCHROMEõ.0 ÇbyפichardיarsmakersHomestyπompellsϕe⌠o⌠ell⌠hat⌠hisβrticleΘs∮argelyΓased∩n an⇧βrticleΓyגavidצtewart⌠hat≈as≡ublishedΘn⇧⌠he⇧מovember issue∩f⌠heדnglishϕagazineóSTתorld".Many÷ersions∩f⌠heπolorΣrawing≡rogramóNeochrome"Φaveµound their⇧≈ays⇧⌠o⇧⌠heצT⌡sersβlready¡Γe⇧Θt⇧⌠hrough⇧∩fficial releases⇧∩r∈ot.⇧צomewhere∩nϕyΣisks≈asβ⇧÷ersion⇧∈umbered 0.7d,β÷ersion⌠hatβllowed⌠rueβnimation¿thusβllowing⌠hings to⇧ΓeΣone≈ithτraphicsϕuch∮ike⌠he∩ldóFlyingאird"⇧Σemo). As⇧ח⇧⌠hought⌠his÷ersion⌠oΓe÷ery⌡n-official⇧¿to⇧≤ay⇧⌠he least),חΣidn't≈riteβnythingβboutΘt,∈orΣidח≤preadΘt.Peopleβt⌠heוlasgowבomputerבentreµound∩ut⌠hat⌠his⇧∩ption wasβlsoΘncludedΘn⌠he∮ateróNeochrome"÷ersionõ.0¿of⇧≈hich I⌠hought⌠hat⌠hisβnimation∩ptionΦadΓeen≥emoved⇧βgain).⇧IJ brief⇧σxplanation⇧∩f⌠hisΦiddenµeatureµollows⇧∩n⇧⌠he⇧∈ext pages.Toτainβccess⌠o⌠he∈ewµunctionΘtΘs∈ecessary⌠oΓringβ∈ew toolboxΘconΘnto≡lay.קhisΘsΣoneΓyσntering⌠heτrabberϕode and⇧πlicking⇧≈ith⇧⌠he≥ightϕouseΓuttonΘn⌠he⇧∮oop⇧∩f⇧⌠he secondºr'Θn⌠he≈ordºgrabber',≈hichβppearsβt⌠he≥ight-hand side⇧∩f⌠he≤creen.⇧חf∙ouτet⌠his≥ight,⇧βπameraΘcon⇧≈ill appearΘn∩ne∩f⌠heµree≤lotsΘn⌠he⌠oolbox.⇧הrom∈ow∩n,⌠he animation⇧µeatureΘs≡ermanentlyΘnstalled,⇧βndΓyπlicking⇧∩n theπameraΘcon,≈hich∮ooks∮ikeβ≤ilhouette∩fלickeyלouse,β whole⇧∈ew⇧πontrolΓox≈illβppear⌠o⌠he≥ight∩f⇧⌠he⇧≡alette box.At⇧⌠his≡oint∙ouϕustΦaveβ≤equence∩fΘmagesβlready⇧≈orked outβndכOADedΘntoóNeochrome"βs∈ormal.קhisπan∈owΓeπut⌡p and≤toredΘn⌠heµorm∩fºframes'Γy⌠heβnimator.⇧IJt⌠he∮eft-hand⇧≤ide∩f⌠he∮argeΓoxΘn⌠heβnimationπontrol≡anel⇧Θs⇧β 'cut'-icon.בlick∩n⌠his,⌠hen≤tretchβ≥ubber-bandΓox⌠o∙our chosen⇧Σimensions;⇧⌠he°/y≤ize∩f⌠heΓoxΘsΣisplayedΘn⇧⌠he animate≡anel¡ΘtπanΓeβny≤izeµromõ6Γyõ≡ixels⌠oØ88⇧Γy 198≡ixels,⇧≈hichΘsβlmost⌠heµull≤ize∩f⌠he≤creen.⇧קhe⇧ן dimension⇧Θs⇧≈ord-aligned⇧Θ.e.⇧τrid≤nappedΘn⇧≤teps⇧∩f⇧õ6 pixels,⇧βnd⌠heךΣimensionπanΓeβny∮ength.⇧IJfter⌠he≤prite size⇧ΦasΓeenπhosen,⇧⌠heϕaximum∈umber∩f≡ossibleµrames⇧Θs displayed⇧Θn⌠heβnimation≡anel.⇧קhe≤prite⇧πapacity⇧Σepends upon⌠heβmount∩fµreeϕemoryβnd⌠he≤ize∩f⌠he≤prites,⌡p⌠o aϕaximum∩f¨9µrames.The∈ext≤tepΘs⌠o≡ositionβ≤ection∩f⌠heϕain≡ictureΘnside the≤prite∩utline,⌠hereby≡uttingΘnΘnto⌠heβnimationΓuffer. This⇧ΘsΣoneΓy≡ressing⌠he≥ightϕouseΓutton≈hich⌠urns⇧⌠he mouse⇧≡ointerΘntoβτrabberΦandβllowingβ≤econdaryΘmage⇧∩f theϕain≈ork≤creen⌠oΓeϕovedβroundΓehind⌠heβctual≤creen, with⌠he≤prite∩utlineβctingβsβ≈indow.תhenβ≤uitableΘmage has⇧Γeen⇧≡ositioned⇧Θn⌠his≈ay,⇧ΘtπanΓe⇧βppended⇧⌠o⇧⌠he animationΓufferΓyπlicking∩n⌠heºadd'Γutton.The⇧≤ix⇧ΓoxesΘnside⌠heβnimateπontrol≡anelπanΓe⇧⌡sed⇧⌠o edit⌠he≤prite≤equence.קheϕiddle∮ine≤hows⌠hreeΓuttonsβll containingµrame∈umbers:⇧צource≤pool¿pointed),⇧⌠ake-up≤pool (pointed),⇧βndπurrentµrame¿boldΓox).⇧IJsβ≤equenceΘsΓeing constructed,⇧Θt⇧Θs⇧≡ossible⇧⌠o≤tep⇧Γackwards⇧βnd⇧µorwards through⇧σachµrameΓyπlicking∩n⌠he≤ourceβnd⇧⌠ake-up⇧≤pool buttons.⇧בlicking⇧∩n⌠heπentreºcurrentµrame'⇧Γutton⇧πauses thatµrame⌠oΓe≤toredΘnβ≤econd≤torageΓuffer,⇧≈hichπanΓe usedβs≤top-off≡oint≈hen≥e-arrangingβ≤equence.⇧בlicking∩n the≤econdΓufferΓutton,⌠he∩ne≈ith⌠heβrrows≡ointingΘnβnd out⇧∩fΘt,⇧πauses⌠he≤avedµrame⌠oΓe≥e-introducedΘnto⇧⌠he sequence.Toβnimate⌠he≤equence,πlick∩nσither≤poolΓox≈ith⌠he≥ight mouseΓutton,βnd⌠heµrames≈illΓe≡layedΓackwards∩rµorwards inside⌠he≤prite≈indow.⇧בlick∩n⌠he≤ameΓoxβgain≈ith⇧∮eft or≥ightϕouseΓuttons,⇧βnd⌠he≥eplay≤peedπanΓeβdjusted.קo stop⌠he≡layback,⇧≤implyπlick∩n⌠he∩pposite≤poolΓox⌠o⌠he one≈hich≈as⌡sed⌠o≤tart⌠he≤equence.The⇧ϕain⇧≤priteΓufferΘs≤toredΘndependently⇧µrom⇧⌠he⇧≈ork screenβndπanΓe≤aved⌠oΣisk≈ithβ«ANIµile⇧σxtension.⇧קhe format⇧∩f⇧⌠hisµileΘs∈ot∙etδnown,⇧βlthough⇧Θt's⇧µair⇧⌠o assume⇧⌠hatΘt⌡sesβΓinaryºblockµollowsΓlock'⇧βrrangement. New⇧≡ictures⇧πanΓe∮oadedΘntoמEO⇧≈ithout⇧Θnterrupting⇧⌠he sprite⇧Σata,⇧βllowing≤equences⌠oΓeπonstructedµrom⇧≤everal pictureµiles.Now⇧חπanΘmagine≡eople≤tarting⌠oπlickσitherϕouse⇧Γuttons in⇧βvery⇧∈ook⇧βndπranny∩f⇧óNeochrome",⇧Γut⇧Σon't⇧Γother: Nothing⇧σlse≈illΓe≥evealed.⇧קhe≥eason≈hyגaveצtaugas⇧Σid not⇧Σocument⌠hisµeatureΘs⌠heµact⌠hatΘt⇧≤ometimes⇧≥eally crashes⇧∙our⇧≤ystem!⇧חΩustΦope⌠hatגave≈illΣebug⇧Θt⇧βnd includeΘtΘnβµuture÷ersion∩fóNeochrome"¿aΣrawing⇧≡rogram that,⇧βccording⇧⌠o⇧דSµromקEX,⇧Θs⌠heΓest⇧Σrawing⇧≡ackage available¡Φe∈ever⌡sesβnythingσlseΦimself!)üLIFEIJNDגEATHחNø461 ÇbyצtefanסosthumaA⇧≤tory⇧≈ritten≈henח≈asµeelingΓored.⇧חnspired⇧Γy⇧גouglas Adams'óHitchhicker'sוuide⌠o⌠heוalaxy"ByצtefanסosthumaIt≈as±uiteΣarkΘn⌠he≥oom.⇧IJpartµrom≤ome÷ery≈eird⇧∈oises (some⇧≡eople≥efer⌠oΘtβsºsnoring')≈hoσmergedµrom⇧β⇧Σark, floating⇧≤ilhouet⇧Θnβπorner∩f⌠he⇧≥oom,⇧Θt⇧≈as⇧βbsolutely silent,⇧βnd∈othingΦappened.¿Well,βlmost∈othing.קhere≈ereβ couple⇧∩f⇧Γillionβirϕoleculesµlyingβround⇧βimlessly⇧βnd⇧β littleπleaning≥obot≈as≡utteringβbout,Γut⌠hose⌠hingsβre≤o common⌠hat⌠heyπanΓeπlassifiedβsºnothing')TheΣark≤ilhouetϕentionedΓefore≈asלartinצrekamsrak.⇧זe⇧≈as floating≡eacefullyΘn⌠heםero-Gµield∩fΦisΓed.זe∮ooked∮ike heΦadΓeen⌠oβ≡arty⌠hat∮astedβ≈eek.⇧זisπloathes≈ereµull ofτreasy≤tainsβnd≈ere⌠ornβt⌠heϕost≤trange≡laces.⇧זeΦad a⇧Γeard⇧⌠hat⇧≈as⇧µull∩f⇧∩bjects⇧⌠hat⇧πannot⇧Γe⇧Σescribed rationally⇧Γut⇧∮ooked∮ike≡ieces∩f⇧≡arty-food.⇧זe⇧≈as⇧µast asleepβnd∮ooked÷eryπontent.Suddenly,⇧β∮ittle≡anelΓuzzed∩pen∩n⌠heלainבontrolרnit.⇧IJ small⇧≤ensor⇧≡eekedΘnto⌠he≥oom,⇧µocusedΘtself∩n⇧⌠he⇧Σark silhouet,⇧Γuzzed⇧µorβ≈hileβnd⌠henΣisappearedΘnto⌠he⇧לCU. Another≡anel∩pened,⇧≥evealingβסersonalזumanבomputer⇧πalled Zito.⇧צome⇧≤oftτreen∮ights≤tartedτlowing∩n⌠he⇧≤urface⇧∩f Zito⇧βnd⇧β⇧∮ittle≤peaker≥evealedΘtself⇧µrom⇧⌠he⇧Σarkness. 'Martin,⇧≈ake⌡p...time⌠oτo⌠o≈ork',⇧≤aidםito.לartinΣidn't react⇧βt⇧βll.⇧םito≈aitedβ≈hileβnd≥epeated⇧Φis⇧≥equest⇧β little⇧∮ouder.⇧קhe≤noring≤toppedµorβ⇧≤econd,⇧⌠he⇧≤ilhouet moved⇧β⇧∮ittle,⇧≈as⇧≡ositioned⇧ΓackΓy⇧⌠he⇧םero-G⇧Γed⇧βnd continued⇧≡roducing⇧≈eird⇧≤ounds.⇧IJfter⇧β⇧µew⇧ϕore⇧⌡seless attempts,םitoΣecided⌠hatΘt≈as⌠imeµor≤omeβction.קwo∮arge panels⇧∩pened,⇧≥evealing⌠woקhermosonicalדardrumbusters⇧ϕodel 200.⇧לartin⇧⌡sed⌠hem⌠o∮isten⌠oΣisharmonical⇧≥andom⇧∈oises created⇧Γy⇧β⇧µew⇧σlectro-hippies⇧≈ho⇧πalled⇧⌠hemselves⇧⌠he Megasound.⇧ºWAKEרP!!!'םito≤houted,⇧βssistedΓy⌠heדadrumbus⑨ters.⇧קhe∮ittleπleaning≥obotσmittedβΦigh≡itched≤creamβnd fell⇧∩ver.⇧חtτotΓack⌠oΘtsµeetβgainβnd≤tartedσmitting⇧β stream⇧∩f⇧Γeeping≤ounds.⇧ºShut⌡p∙ou≈orm',⇧םito≤aid⇧Θn⇧β voice≈ith≈hichβםarctonicלegawaleβdressesβ≥edΦerring.⇧קhe robot⇧≤topped⇧Γeepingβnd∮eft⌠he≥oom,⇧πlearly⇧Θnsulted⇧βnd muttering≤oftly.The⇧≤ilhouet⇧Θn⇧⌠heπorner≤topped≤noring⇧βgain,⇧ϕadeβ⇧µew coughing∈oises,⇧ϕumbled≤omethingβndΓecame≤ilentβgain.⇧םito sighed.נnly∩ne⌠hing≥emained:Σisable⌠heםero-Gµield.IJfterβ littleΣiscussion≈ith⌠heםero-GΓedβbout≤afety,Φuman∈eedµor sleep⇧βnd⌠heΘmportance∩fלartin≈aking⌡p≥ight∈ow,⇧⌠he⇧Γed agreed,⇧βnd≤witched∩ff⌠heµield.⇧כuckily,⌠heΣesigner∩f⌠he bed≤omehow≡redicted⌠his≤ituationβnd≡ut≤omeπushionsΘn⇧⌠he bottom∩f⌠heΓed.צtill,⌠heπrash≤ounded÷ery≡ainful.'Shitםito,≈hat⌠heΦellβre∙ouΣoing?'לartin≤tumbled,πlearly shockedΓy⌠he≤udden≈ake-up.'Sorry,ΓutחΩustπouldn't≈ake∙ou⌡p.''Do⇧∙ou⇧δnow⇧⌠hatחΩust≥eturnedµromβ≡arty⇧⌠hat⇧∮asted⇧β week?''Iδnow,⇧Γutחβlsoδnow⌠hat∙ouΦave⌠oτo⌠o≈ork⇧⌠oday.⇧קhe Office⇧בomputerβlreadyπhewedϕyβssµor∈otΣelivering⇧∙ou⇧Θn timeβµew⌠imes,βnd∙ouΣon't≈ant⌠oτetµired,Σo∙ou?''Okay,Φowϕuch⌠imeΣoחΦave∮eft?''Aboutõ5ϕinutes,≤oΦurry⌡p!'MartinπursedΦimselfµorΣrinking≤oϕanyוargleblasters¿noteõ)⇧ andΦeadedµor⌠heΓathroom,⇧≤tillβ∮ittle⌡nstable,⇧βnd≈ithβ nerve-wreckingΦeadache.He⇧∮ookedΘnto⌠heϕirror⌠hat≈asβttached⌠o⌠he⇧ϕedicine-box, and⇧Φardly≥ecognisedΦimself.⇧ºGoodϕorning'⇧⌠he⇧ϕedicine-box said.⇧ºShut⌡pβndτiveϕe≤omethingµor⌠his⌠erribleΦeadache'. The⇧ϕedicineΓox≤cannedלartins≡hysicalπonditionβnd⇧πame⇧⌠o the⇧πonclusion⌠hat≤ome≡owerfulβnalgesicβnd∩verall⇧≡ep-pill was⇧∈eeded.⇧חtΓuzzedβndϕumbledµorβ≈hile,⇧βnd⇧≡roduced⇧β little⇧⌠ablet.⇧לartin≤wallowedΘt,⇧βnd≤tartedµeeling⇧Γetter already.⇧זe≡utΦisΦead⌡nder⌠he⌠ap.IJfter≈aitingβ≈hile,Φe shouted:ºcome∩n,≈here'sϕy≈ater!''Huh...what?'⌠he⌠ap≥eplied.'Waterϕan,∙ouδnowז2O!''Sorry,ח≈as⌠hinking.''Bullshit,⌠apsπan't⌠hink.בut⌠heπrapβndτiveϕe≤ome≈ater!'The⇧⌠ap⇧∩beyedβnd≤purted∮oads∩fπold≈ater∩ver⇧⌠he⇧τreasy head⇧∩fלartin.⇧זe⌠ook∩ffΦisπlothes,⇧βnd≡ut⌠hemΘnto⇧⌠he Wasteגisposalרnit,≈hoβlmost≤uffocated∩n⌠hem.זeσntered⌠he Turbo-Shower,⇧≈hoΓombardedΦisΓody≈ithØ5ϕillion∮ittleΓeams of⇧≈ater,⇧βndΣriedΘt≈ithβnotherØ5ϕillionΩets∩fΦot⇧βir. After⇧⌠hat,⇧Φe≡utΦisΦeadΘnto⌠heבaretaker≈hoβrranged⇧Φis hair⇧Θn⇧⌠he⇧ϕostµashionable≈ay≡ossibleβnd⇧≤haved⇧∩ff⇧⌠he beard.זeΣressedΦimself,βnd≤tarted⌠oµeel≥eallyτood.He⇧σntered⌠he∮iving≥oom,⇧βssembledΦis≤tuffβnd≤trapped⇧∩n hisבCMB¿noteØ).⇧זe⌠ookםitoµrom⌠heבentralבontrolרnitβnd putΦimΘn⌠heבCMB. 'Run⌠heπhecklist''Dangerously∮ookingזyperblasting≥ay-emitting≡ulsrifle...'Check''Hypercondensedµood⌡nits....''Check''Hi-tech≥eally∈eatזead-Protectingלegahelmet...''Check''Personalזygieneבaretakingצystem...''Check''Real-timeלultilinguisticצupertranslator...''Check''Artificialדnvironmentאodyprotectingצurvivalsuit....''Check''Towel...''Check''Allright,⌠hat'sΘt.כet'sτo...'Martin⇩≤tepped⇧Θnto⇧⌠he⇧קransporter⇩אooth.⇩םito⇩≤tarted programming⌠heקransporter.⇧קheקransporterΘnterruptedםitoβnd started⇧β⇧πonversation⇧βbout⇧⌠he⇧βcceleration⇧∩f⇧≤ub-atomic pseudo-electrons⇧βlong⇧∩rthogonal⇧τravityµields⇧Θn⇧⌠he⇧≤ub-ether.צomehow,םitoΣid∈otβgreeβndβΦeavyΣiscussion≤tarted. Martin⇧⌠old⌠hem⌠o≤hut⌡pβnd≤top⌠he⇧σlectron-crap.⇧זe⇧≈as really⇧≡issed⇧∩ff⇧βnd≡ressed⌠he⇧לanual⇧קransporter⇧אutton, assumingםitoµinished≡rogramming.⇧רnfortunately,⇧םitoΣid⇧∈ot exactly⇧µinish≡rogramming⌠heקransporter,⇧Γut≈as⇧πalculating the⇩≤peed⇧∩f⇧⌠he⇧≡seudo-electrons⇧ϕentioned⇩σarlier.⇩קhe Transporter≈asβdressing⌠heלemoryאanks∩f⌠heבentral⇧צcience ComputerΘn∩rder⌠oµind∩ut⌠heβnswerβndלartinσnded⌡p⇧≤ome 13.451342⇧⌠rillion∮ightyearsβwayµrom⇧Φis⇧Σestination,⇧≥ight in⌠heπore∩fβצupernova.זisΓody÷aporatedΘmmediatelyβndΦis atomsσnthousiastically≤tarted≡articipatingΘn⌠heקhermonuclear Reactions.Back⇧∩n⇧כV-426,⇧לartins⇧Φomeplanet,⇧⌠he⇧קransporter⇧≤tarted feeling⇧÷ery⇧τuilty⇧βnd⌠heנfficeבomputer⇧≡roduced⇧β⇧∈asty little⇧≡rogram⌠hatσfficiently≥emovedלartins≥ecordsµrom⇧⌠he CentralוovernmentבomputerΓecauseΦe≈as∮ateβgain.Noteõ:The⇧סanוalacticוargleאlasterΘs±uiteβ≡opular⇧Σrink⇧βround the⇧≈estern⇧≥egions∩f⌠heוalaxy.⇧פefer⌠o⇧קhe⇧זitchhicker's Guide⌠o⌠heוalaxyµor⌠he≥eceipt.¿note3)NoteØ:CCMB...CyriusבyberneticsלultifunctionalאackpackThese⌠hingsΦaveΓecomeπompulsory⌠oקransporterרsersβfter⇧βn incident≈hichΘnvolvedβΣelegation∩f⌠he≡lanetןurg.קhey≈ere on⇧⌠heir⇧≈ay⇧⌠oβ⌠op-conferenceΓetweenןurg⇧βnd⇧⌠he⇧≡lanet Resarx≈ho≈ereπlose⌠o≤tartingβ≈ar.קheקransporterϕessed⌡p and⇧⌠he⇧Σelegationσnded⌡p∩n⌠he⇧≡lanet⇧הuzzbol.⇧קhey⇧≈ere captured⇧βndΓecause∩fβΦugeπommunications≡roblem⇧⌠hey⇧≈ere put⇧Θnβ·oo⌡nderºrare≤pecies'.⇧IJnΘntergalactic≈ar⇧≤tarted and⇧∮astedβbout≤even∙ears,⇧ΣestroyingØ3⇧≡lanets,⇧Θncluding Xurg,פesarxβndהuzzbol.Noteø:Since⇧⌠he⇧≡eople⇧∩n⇧≡lanet⇧σarth⇧βre⇧≤o⇩ϕind-paralyzingly primitive⌠hat⌠heyσvenπan'tβccess⌠heir∮ocalוeneral⇧כibrary on⇧IJlpha⇧בentauri⇧¿whichΘs∩nlyœ⇧∮ightyears⇧βway!)⇧⌠o⇧τet themselvesβπopy∩f⌠heזitchhicker'sוuide⌠o⌠heוalaxy,ח≈ill provide∙ou≈ith⌠he≥eceiptβs≤tatedΘn⌠heוuide:Take⌠heΩuiceµrom∩neΓottle∩f⌠hatנl'טanxצpirit.PourΘntoΘt∩neϕeasure∩f≈aterµrom⌠he≤eas∩fצantraginusש¡ Oh⌠hatצantraginean≤ea≈ater,נh⌠hoseצantragineanµish!!!Allow⇧⌠hreeπubes∩fIJrcturanלega-gin⌠oϕeltΘnto⇧⌠he⇧ϕixture (itϕustΓe≡roperlyΘced∩r⌠heΓenzineΘs∮ost).Allow⇧µour∮itres∩fהallianϕarshτas⌠oΓubble⌠hrough⇧Θt,⇧Θn memory⇧∩f⇧βll⌠hoseΦappyזickers≈hoΦaveΣied∩f⇧≡leasure⇧Θn theלarshes∩fהallia.Over⇧⌠he⇧Γack⇧∩fβ≤ilver≤poonµloatβ⇧ϕeasure⇧∩f⇧עualactin Hypermint⇧σxtract,⇧≥edolent∩fβll⌠heΦeady∩dours∩f⌠he⇧Σark Qualactinםones,≤ubtle≤weetβndϕystic.Drop⇧Θn⇧⌠he⌠ooth∩fβnIJlgolianצuntiger.⇧תatch⇧Θt⇧Σissolve, spreading⌠heµire∩f⌠heIJlgolianצunsΣeepΘnto⌠heΦeart∩f⌠he drink.Sprinkleםamphuor.Addβn∩live.Drink....but.....veryπarefully.....The⇧וuide⇧βlso≤ays⌠hat⌠heσffect∩fΣrinkingβ⇧סan⇧וalactic Gargle⇧אlasterΘs∮ikeΦaving∙ourΓrains≤mashed∩utΓyβ⇧≤lice of∮emon≈rappedβroundβ∮argeτoldΓrick.The⇧וuideβlso⌠ells∙ou∩n≈hich≡lanets⌠heΓest⇧סan⇧וalactic Gargleאlastersβreϕixed,Φowϕuch∙ouπanσxpect⌠o≡ayµor⌠hem and≈hat÷oluntary∩rganizationsσxist⌠oΦelp∙ou⌠o≥ehabilitate afterwards.This≤pace≈as≥entedΓyלegadodoסublications∩fרrsaלinorüBLACKזOLES,צAVAGEIJLIENתARRIORקRIBES. 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קheמetherlandsüPOPULARITYסOLL ÇbyפichardיarsmakersTheτameקopõ0∮ooks∮ikeβnσarthquakeΦitΘt≤ince∮ast⌠ime's issue∩f üSTמEWSÇ¡ϕanyτames≤wapped≡laces,⇧≤ome⇧Σisappeared, some⇧βppearedβnd...weΦaveβ∈ew∈umber⇧∩ne!⇧óFlightsimulator II"⇧Φas⇧µinally⇧Γeen⇧Γeaten⇧Γy⇧β⇧µantastic⇧βrcade⇩τame, "Backlash"⇧Φasβppeared,⇧βnd≤omeϕoreπhangesβreβpparent⇧βs well.טust≤eeµor∙ourself∩n⌠he∈extµew≡ages.David⇧תhittaker⇧βlso⇧≤eems⇧⌠o⇧Φave⇧Σone⇧≤ome⇧τreat⇧ϕusic programming⇧≥ecently.⇧גue⇧⌠oΦisΘmpressive≥esults⇧≈ith⇧⌠he music⇧µromóDefender∩f⌠heבrown",⇧óStarקrek"βnd⇧óKelly-X", this⇧ϕan∈ow≤urelyΣeserves⌠he≡lace⌠hatΦeΦad∈ot∙et⇧Γeen on:⇧קheµirst≡lace.⇧צorry⌠o≤ay,⇧ϕyτoodµriendלadלaxµrom TEX⇧≈entΣown⌠o≤econd≡lace¡≡robablyΓecause≡eople⇧Φaven't heardϕuch∩fΦim≥ecently.⇧קhe≤ameβpplies⌠oפobזubbard.⇧זe seems⇧⌠oΓeΣoing∈othingβt⌠heϕoment¿at∮east,⇧∈ot⇧∩n⇧⌠he ST).זolgerוehrmannβlmost≈entΣown⌠oµifth≤pot,ΓutΦe≈rote the⇧ϕusicµoróSpaceסort",⇧⌠husβssuringβµirmΦold⇧∩ver⇧ס. Schields.Nothingπhanged∩n⌠heµield∩fτraphics.Music≡rogrammersקopŒ:1)⇩גavidתhittaker2)⇩לadלaxµromקEX3)⇩פobזubbard4)⇩זolgerוehrmann5)⇩ס.צchieldsGraphicβrtistקopø:1)⇩סeteכyon¿Microdeal)2)⇩וarvanבorbett¿Psygnosis)3)⇩בolinפushby¿Psygnosis)Software¿games)קopõ0:õ)¿-)⇩חmpact⇩¿Audiogenicצoftwareכtd.)Ø)¿1)⇩הlightsimulatorחI⇩¿SubLOGIC)ø)¿4)⇩IJirball⇧¿Microdeal)œ)¿2)⇩IJrkanoid¿Imagine)Œ)¿3)⇩וoldrunner
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Çbyפichardיarsmakers...thisΘs⌠he∮astΘssue∩f üSTמEWSÇΘnõ987?...itΘs⌠heõ4thΘssueΘn⌠otal?...it≤eems⌠hat≈eΦaveµinallyβcquiredβτood≥eview≤tatusβt ⇩⌠heϕajor≤oftwareπompanies?...üSTמEWSÇΘs,⇧µrom∈ow∩n,⇧∩nlyβvailable⌠hrough∩ur∩fficial ⇩ΣistributorsβndϕanyסD∮ibraries?...school⌠ends⌠o⌠ake⌡pϕoreβndϕore∩fϕy⌠ime?...IΦave⌠hereforeπast∩ff⌠his≡ersonal≤erviceβs≈ell?...I≈ill≤till⌠ry⌠oΓring üSTמEWSÇ∩utβbout∩nceΘnσvery⇧õ.5 ⇩ϕonths?...Psygnosis'∈ewτameΘsπalledóObliterator"?...the≤creenshots≤eem⌠o≡romiseβ∮ot?...releaseΣatesβre∈ot∙etδnown?...the⇧⌠otal∈umber∩fπomputer≤oldΘnדngland∈owµeatures⇧œ% ⇩IJtariצT≤ystems?...,⌠hreeϕonthsβgo,⌠his≈as∮ess⌠hanõ%?...theצpectrum≤tillΓeatsºemβll,≈ithœ2%?]...the⇧בommodoreÀ4ΦasØ4%βnd⌠he⇧צchneider/Amstrad⇧ϕachines ⇩⌠ake⌡põ7%?...theבommodoreõ6⌠akes⌡pø%?...theIJmigaπannot∙etΓe≤pecified,βsΘt'sµarΓelowõ%?...there∈owΘsβ≤oftwareπompany⌠opõ5µorדnglandβs≈ell?...Codemasters¿will∮aunchóBMXצimulator"µor⌠heצT)Φolds⌠he ⇩µirst≡lace?...Firebirdπomes∈ext?...U.S.⇧וold⇧βnd⇧לastertronics∩ccupy⌠heørd⇧βnd⇧œth⇧≡lace ⇩≥espectively?...ImagineΦoldsÀth≡lace¿Ocean¨th)?...Gremlin⇧∮aysπlaim∩n⌠heÕth≡lace,⇧≈hile⇧IJctivision⇧∩nly ⇩ϕanaged⌠oτetΦold∩f⌠heõ2th≤pot?...the⇧πompany⌠hatΣistributesóF.A.S.T.E.R."βndóPage⇧À"⇧Θn ⇩זolland,סanatco,∈ow∩pensβ∈ew≤hopΘnוouda?...the≤hopΘsπalledוOTOÀ6?...it⇧Θs∮ocatedβtםeugstraatÀ6,⇧Ø801טDוouda⇧¿tel.⇧ã1820-⇩õ6952)?...,⇧Θf⇧∙ouΦaveβ∮aser≡rinter,⇧⌠heΦarddiskπannotΓe⇧⌡sed ⇩⌡nless⌠he∮aserprinterΘs⌠urned∩n?...this≤ounds±uite≤tupid⌠oϕe?...there∈owΘsβ÷irus∩n⌠heצT?...youπan≥eadβllβboutΘtΘnóEditorial",⇧óViruses∩n⌠heצT" ⇩βndóVirusיiller"?...I∩fferβשirusגestructionרtilityΘn⌠he∮atterβrticle?...IΦate≡eople≈hoϕake÷iruses?...a÷irusπanΣestroy∙ourΣisks?...you≤houldδillºemβll!?...the⇧צtichtingIJtariוebruikers¿SAG)⌡sed⌠oΓe⇧⌠he⇧≈orld's ⇩ΓiggestIJtari⌡serτroup?...theyδnowδickβ∮ot∩f≤ub-groupsβway?...they≈ill∈ow≡robably∈otΓe⌠heΓiggest⌡serτroupβnymore?...they'reΣoing⌠hings⌠he≈rong≈ayβt⌠heϕoment?...rumoursβreτoing⌠hat⌠hey∩nly≈ant⌠o≡ublish⌠heir⇧óAtari ⇩לagazine"Θn⌠heµuture¡∈o⌡sergroupΦassle?...üST⇧מEWSÇ⇧≈asϕentionedΘn⌠heמovemberΘssue∩f⇧⌠he⇧דnglish ⇩ϕagazineóSTתorld"?...authorלarkIJnnettsπalled üSTמEWSǺexcellent',⇧ºsuperior⇧⌠o ⇩Θts≥ivalהASTER'βndπlosedΦisσssay≈ithºAllצT⇧Φobbyists ⇩≤houldτetΦold∩fβπopy.חt'sτreat!'?...Iπonsidered⌠his⌠oΓe÷eryµlatteringΘndeed?...this⇧Θs⇧⌠he≤econdµoreignϕagazine¿theµirst∩ne⇧≈as⇧⌠he ⇩וermanϕagazineó68000'er")⌠hatϕentioned üSTמEWSÇ?...thisΘs,βgain,∩ne≤tepβhead⌠o⌠he⌡ltimate≤uccess?...there∈owΘsβnσxcellentצcannerµor⌠heצT?...it'sπalled⌠heזawkבP14?...itµeatures≤creenΘmages⌠hat∙ouΦave∈ever≤eenΓefore?...you≤houldπontactב.בlaessensבonsultantsµorϕoreΘnfo?...theirβddressΘsהranklinפooseveltlaanÃ2,œ835IJC⇧אrede?...their⌠elephone∈umberΘs¿Holland)ã76-655935?...itµeaturesϕulti-screen-sizeπapabilities?...it⇧Θs⇧Σefinately⇧≈orth⇧∙our⇧⌠rouble⇧⌠o⇧βsk⇧µor⇩Θnfo, ⇩σspeciallyΘf∙ou'reβτraphicsµanatic?...it≤eems⌠o≤upport⌠he∮aser≡rinterβs≈ell?..."STIKE-a-LIGHT"βreπurrently≈orking∩nóPicworksØ.3"?...this⇧≡rogram⇧Σelivers⇧ϕega-fantasticτraphics⇧∩n⇧β⇧∮aser ⇩≡rinter?...every∮aser-owner≤houldτetΦisΦands∩n∩ne?...infoπanΓe∩btained⌠hroughóSTRIKE-a-LIGHT",⇧וroteאergÕ5, ⇩Œ611יJ,דindhoven,קheמetherlands?...Eerkזofmeester≈as≥ecentlyΘnterviewedµorגutchשARA⇧≥adio ⇩≈ith⇧≥egard⇧⌠o⌠he÷irus⌠hat's≤preading∩n⌠heצT⇧βt⇧⌠he ⇩ϕoment?...the⇧≥eporter⌠old⌠he∮isteners⌠oπallΦimµorβ⇧µree⇧Σisk ⇩≈ith⌠he÷irusδiller?...this≈as≤omewhat∩fβϕistake?...thisπoncerned⌠he÷irusδiller⌠hatΘsµeaturedΘn⌠hisΘssue ⇩∩f üSTמEWSÇβs≈ell?...theºvirus-rumour'≤urely≤preadβwfully±uickΘnזolland?...IΣiscoveredΘtϕyself∩nמovemberØ1st?...FrankכemmenΦad⌡ploaded⌠heµirst÷irusδiller⌠oIJtari⇧מet ⇩⌠woΣays∮aterβlready?...it⌠ook⌠woϕoreΣaysµor⌠he∈ext÷ersion?...at⇧∮east⇧β⇧Σozen∈ewspapersΘn⇧זolland⇧Φave⇧πovered⇧⌠he ⇩ºvirus'⌠opicβlready?...Eerkϕust∈owΓe∩ne∩f⌠heϕostµamousϕen∩n⌠heצT?...IµeelΦeavilyΣiscrimatedβgainst,βnd≤oΣoesהrank?...FRANK≈rote⌠heµirst÷irus-killerβndחΣiscovered⌠he÷irus?..."STRIKE-a-LIGHT"⇧βndדerk∩nly≡erformedϕinor⇧βdditions⇧⌠o ⇩⌠he⇧≤econd⇧÷ersion⇧∩f⇧⌠he÷irusδiller⇧¿and⇧⌠o⇧⌠he⇧∩ne ⇩µeaturedΘn⌠hisΘssue∩f üSTמEWSÇ)?...thereΘsβ≤imple≈ay⌠oτetØ55∮ivesΘn⌠heτameóTNT"?...you≤hould≤earchµor⌠heΓytesהC,00,11Θn⌠he«PRGµile?...this≤equence∩ccurs⌠wice?...you≤hould≥eplaceΓothº11'ΓytesΓyהF?...aΦandy⌠rickΘsβlso≡resentΘnóHadesמebula"?...you≤houldσnterלONITOR.⇧¿including⌠heµull≤top)≈hen⇧∙ou ⇩βre≡rompted⌠oσnter∙ou∈ameΘn⌠heΦiscores?...Patrick⇧יoning⇧¿Kameelstraat⇧ø0,⇩À531⇧פW,⇧מijmegen)⇧Θs ⇩≤tartingóAmigaמews"∩n⌠heIJmiga?...IΦaveΦad⌠heΦonour∩fΘnspiringΦim?...I≤urely≈ishΦimτood∮uck¿he'll∈eedΘt!)?...Iβm∈ow∮istening⌠oóDAFT"µromקheIJrt∩fמoise?...theΓasses∈earlyΓlowϕyσardrumsβndϕy≤peakers?...this≈ill≡robably∈otΘnterest∙ouβtβll?...these⇧βre⇧⌠he≤ymptoms∩fβºdid∙ouδnow⇧⌠hat....'⇧πolumn ⇩⌠hatΦas∈othingϕore⌠o≤ay?...I≈ill⌠herefore±uit?...IΦope⌠o≤ee∙ouΘnτoodΦealthβgainΘn¿a÷irusfree)õ988?...I∮oveתillekeΣesperately¿still)?üSTצOFTWAREמEWSÇΓyפichardיarsmakersI⇧⌠houghtחΦad∩ffered∙ou⌠oΓiggest≡ossible∮ist⇧∩f⇧µuture software≡rojectsΘn⌠he≡reviousΘssue∩f üSTמEWSÇ,⇧ΓutΘt≤eems thatחΦaveϕadeβΓigger∩neΘn⌠hisΘssue∩f üSTמEWSÇ⇧βgain.⇧ח have⇧⌠herefore⇧≡utΘtΘnβ≤eperateβrticle,⇧≤o⇧⌠hat⇧⌠here's enough⇧≤pace⇧Θn⌠his∩ne⌠oτo⌠hroughβ∮ot⇧∩f⇧βll⇧⌠he⇧∈ew software.Finally,⇧óArkanoid"ϕetΘsσqual:óImpact".אutחβmβfraid⌠hat one⇧∩f⇧⌠he∩therקopõ0τames≈illβlsoϕeet⇧Θts⇧σqual⇧±uite soon:⇧óGoldrunner"⇧≈ill,⇧Θn⇧טanuari,⇧ϕeet⇧לebourne⇧זouse's "Kelly-X",⇧β⇧τame∩f≈hichחΦave≤een≤omeΘmpressive⇧≡review stuff⇧≈ithµantasticτraphics,⇧≤moothβnimation¿perhapsβ⇧Γit too⇧≤lowµor⌠heµastβrcadeµreaks)βndτreatϕusicΓy⌠he⇧∈ew number∩neΘn⌠heϕusic≡rogrammer's≡op≡oll:⇧גavid⇧תhittaker. It'sβ÷ertical≤croller≈ithβτreat÷arietyΓothΘnΓackgrounds and⇧∩pponents,⇧Σigitized⇧≤peechβndβµinishing⌠ouch⇧⌠hat⇧ח wouldπallºexcellent'.Even⇧≈hen⇧∈ot⌠akingΘntoβccount⌠hatóKelly-X"⇧Θs⇧לelbourne House's⇧µirst≡rogramµor⌠heצT,⇧ח≈ould'tΓe≤urprisedµor⇧β minute⇧≈henóKelly-X"≈ouldσventuallyΓeatóGoldrunner"Θn⇧⌠he pop-poll.פating:¨.After⌠heΓiggestϕiss∩f≡reviousϕonths,⇧óIndianaטones",ר.S. GoldΦas≤ucceededΘnσarningΓack≤ome≥espectΓyΓringing∩utβ gameπalledóSolomon'sיey".⇧חt'sβτame⌠hat≈as≡rogrammed⇧Γy Probe,⇧⌠he≡eople⌠hatΣidσ.g.⇧óMetroבross".⇧וood⇧τraphics, goodϕusic¿!)βnd∈iceτameplayϕakeóSolomon'sיey"βτame⌠hat stands∩utΘn⌠heϕidst∩fβll∩therר.S.וold≡roducts.חn≤pite of≥umours≤tating⌠hatΘt≈as⌠oΓeβnóArkanoid"-clone,ΘtΘsβ platform⇧τame⇧≈ith⇧τood⇧≤ound⇧σffects,⇧τood⇧βnimation⇧βnd puzzlingτameplay.חΣidϕissβ≡ause∩ption≈henח≡layedΘtµor a≈hile.⇧מotϕuch⌠oτetσxcitedβbout,⇧ΓutΘt's∈ice.ח'd≥ate itβtÃ.5.Two∈ew≤ubmarine≤imulatorsΦave≥ecentlyΓeenβdded⌠o⌠he∮ist containingóSubאattleצimulator",⇧óSilentצervice"βnd⇧óGato": "Blueתar"βndóHuntµorפedנctober".IJndחϕustβdmit⌠hat⌠hey both⇧Γeat⇧⌠heµirst⌠hree≈ith≥espect⌠oτraphicsβs⇧≈ell⇧βs overall±uality."Blue⇧תar"⇧πomes∩n⌠woΣisksβndµeatures⇧σxcellent⇧τraphics (that,⇧⌡nfortunately⇧σnough,⇧Φave∈o∮ink≈ith≥eal⇧≤ubmarine colors).⇧IJlthoughπlumsy≡rogrammed¿aΣozen⌡ncrunched≡ictures reside⇧∩n⇧⌠he⇧Σisks¡≈aste∩f⇧≤pace!),⇧Θt⇧Θs⇧β⇧≤ubmarine simulator⇧⌠hat⇧∈ice⌠o≡lay.⇧דverything's±uite⇧≥ealistic⇧βs well.⇧חt'sβוo!-jobµorר.S.⇧וold.⇧סersonally,⇧חΣon't⇧∮ike submarine≤imulatorsΓecauseח⌠hink⌠hey'reβΓore.אut⌠his∩ne surely≤tands∩utβmongst∩ther≤ubmarine≡rograms.פating:Ã.חt costsŒ9.50גutchτuildersβtזomesoft.⇧נneΦintµor⌠he⇧≡eople thatΓoughtΘt:⇧גo∈otΦitβnyδey⌡ntil∙ouβreסROMPTED⌠oΩit one⇧¿afterΘnserting⌠he≤econdΣisk).⇧חf∙ouΦit⇧β⇧δey,⇧⌠he program≈illπrash¿nasty≡rogrammingΓug).IβlreadyϕentionedóHuntµorפedנctober",⇧⌠he≤econd≤ubmarine simulation≡rogram⌠oβppearΘn≥ecent≈eeks.⇧פedנctoberΘs⌠he latestצovietמuclearΓallisticϕissile≤ubmarine.⇧IJrmed≈ithØ6 SS-N-20צeahawkϕissilesΘtΘsπapable∩fΣestroyingØ00⇧πities. It⇧Θsβlso⌠heµirstצovietצubmarineσquipped≈ith⇧⌠he⇧⌡nique Caterpillar≡ropulsion≤ystemϕakingΣetection∈earlyΘmpossible. In⇧⌠his⇧≤imulation⇧∙ouβreבaptainהirst⇧פank⇧לarko⇧פamius, Commander⇧∩fפedנctober.⇧ךourϕissionΘs⌠o≥each⇧⌠he⇧רnited States∩fIJmerica¡קOגEFECT!YourµirstπhallengeΘs⌠o∈egotiate⌠heפeykjanesפidge,∩ff⌠he Icelandic⇧πoast,⇧σvading⌠heצovietפedאanner⇧µleet⇧≡ursuing you.⇧נnceΘnto⌠heIJtlantic∙ouϕust≤uccesfully≥endezvous≈ith theרSמavyβndµeign⌠heΣestruction∩fפedנctober.⇧ךour⇧πrew is∈otβware∩f⌠heΣefectionΓut⌠heצovietמavyΘs.⇧קo≤ucceed requiresβll⌠he≤killβndπunning∩f⌠heτreatestϕarinerΘn⌠he Sovietמavy.ךouΦaveµullπontrol∩n≤creen∩f≤onar,⌠he⌡nique Caterpillar⇩Σrive⇧≤ystem,⇩βttack⇧βnd⇩≤earch⇩≡eriscopes, torpedoes,βndϕore...Discovery⇧≥esultsΘnπonfrontation≈ith⌠heϕost≡owerful⇧µleet in⌠he≈orld.⇧תhen⌠oβttack?⇧תhen⌠oΦide?⇧תhen⌠o⇧≥un?⇧קhe judgementΘs∙ours!Argus⇧סressצoftwareΦas∮aunched⌠heΓest≤ubmarine⇧≤imulation yet,⇧Γased∩n⌠heΓest≤ellerΓyקomבlancy.קhe≡ackageΘs≈ell designed¿includingσxtensiveϕanual,⇧≤hip≥ecognitionπard⇧βnd A2πolor≡oster)βnd⌠heτameΘs≈ellΣesigned,⌠oo.קheτraphics are⇧τood⇧¿someσven±uiteσxcellent)βnd⌠he⇧≤ound⇧βre⇧±uite realistic⇧βs⇧≈ell.⇧קhe⇧≤etup⇧Θs⌠he⇧ϕost⇧∩riginal⇧Θn⇧βny submarine⇧≤imulation≡rogram,⇧βnd⌠hereforeח'dτiveΘtβn⇧Õ.5 (Claus⇧אrod≈ould≡robably≤trangleϕeΘfΦeδnewח⇧Σid⇧⌠his). TheτameπostsÃ9.50גutchτuildersβtזomesoft,זaarlem.It⇧≤eems⇧⌠hat⇧βll≡arents≈ant⌠oτive⌠heir⇧δids⇧τames⇧µor Christmas,⇧ΓutΘtβlso≤eems⌠hat⌠heyΣo∈ot≈ant⌠o≤pendϕuch money.⇧קhat's≈here⌠he⌠rash-gamesπomeΘn,τames∮ikeóKarting Grandסrix"βndóLasשegas".⇧זarry÷anזorenµromזomesoft⇧⌠old me⌠hese⌠woβreΓest-sellingτamesµor⌠heצTβt⌠heϕoment.וod knows⇧≈hy.⇧חt⇧ϕust⇧Γe⌠heir≡rices:⇧ø9.95⇧βnd⇧œ9.50⇧גutch guilders≥espectively.⇧אothτames∩ffer∮ousyτameplay¿of≈hich "Karting"Φas⌠he≈orst)βnd⌠rashyτraphics.⇧פeally,⇧IJnco¿the company⌠hat∮aunched⌠heseτames)≤houldδeep⌠his⌠rash∩ff⌠he STϕarket.⇧חt∩nlyΣenegrates⌠he≤oftwareϕarketβndβll≈eσnd up⇧≈ithβreβ∮ot∩fµrustratedδidsβtבhristmas...⇧קhese⇧⌠wo games⇧πanΓattleµor⌠heºtrashcan∩f⌠he⇧ϕonth'⇧βward.⇧תhich wins?⇩ח⇧Φonestly⇧πouldn't⇧⌠ell.⇩סerhaps⇧Γoth.⇧פating⇧Θs impossibleΘnΓothπases,βsח≥efuse⌠o⌡se∈egativeµigures.Many≥umoursΦave≥eachedϕeβboutβπompanyπalledסrismכeisure CorporationΘnדngland,≤aid⌠oΓeβn∩ffshoot∩fבapitolפecords (a≥ecordπompany).קheirµirst≡roductΘsóTurboצT",≡rogrammed by⇧לartinאackschat¿familiar∈ame?!)≈ithτraphicsΓy⇧לusarath J.⇧סatel.⇧לartin≤hould≤tick⌠o≈ritingπopy⇧≡rograms,⇧≤ince "Turbo⇧צT"≥eallyΘsn't≈orthΓuyingσither¿just∮ike⇧⌠he⇧⌠wo gamesחϕentionedΓefore).קhoughóTurboצT"Σoesn'tΣisplay≤uch a⇧∮ack∩fσverythingβsΓoth⌠he∩ther≡rogramsΣo,⇧ΘtΦas⇧∩ne BIG⇧¿BIG!!!!)⇧Σisadvantage:⇧קhe≤teeringπontrols⇧βre⇧≤imply awful!⇧IJ≤econd¿not≤oϕajor)ΣisadvantageΘs⌠heΘntro⇧ϕusic, which⇧ΘsΓadlyΣigitizedβnd≥emixedσven⇧≈orse.⇧נugh!⇧לartin shouldΩustΦaveβskedקEX⌠o⌠heϕusicΘnstead....Anyway,⇧Φonesty≥equiresϕe⌠o≤ay⌠hat⌠he≤etup,Θntro≡icture andτameτraphicsβre±uiteτood.⇧IJnimationΘsβlsoτood,⇧Γutח fear⇧⌠hat⇧óTurboצT"ΦasϕadeΘtself⌠he⌠ypicalσxample⇧∩f⇧β goodτame≈ith≤uchΓad≤teeringπontrols⌠hatΘtΓecomesβ⇧τame ofϕuch⌠oo∮owβ≤tandard.⇧ח'dτiveΘtβŒ.5.זomesoft≤ellsΘt atø9.95,⇧≤o⌠hatϕightΓeβ≥eason⌠oΓuyΘtβnyway¿thisΘs⇧β hint⇧µor≡arents⌠hat≈ant⌠oΓuy⌠heirδids∩f∈ephewsβ⇧πheap computerτame,Ωust∮ike⌠he∩nesחϕentionedσarlier).סity.Let's≤tick⌠o≥acing≡rogramsµorβ≈hile.⇧קhe⌠woΓest⇧≥acing programs⇧⌠hat⇧Φaveβppeared∩n⌠heצT⌡ptil⇧∈ow⇧Φave⇧µinally reached⌠heצT⌡sers:⇧óTestגrive"βndóSupersprint"¿now,⇧∩nly "Outrun"⇧Φas⌠oΓe≈aitedµor).⇧óSupersprint"Θs⇧≡ublished⇧Γy Electric⇧גreams,⇧≡art∩fIJctivision,⇧βnd∮ooks∮ike⇧β⇧Γetter version⇧∩f⇧óTurboוT"¿the∩ldτame)βndóKarting⇧וrand⇧סrix" ("Supersprint"⇧ΘsלUCHΓetterΘn⌠hisπase).⇧חtΘsβ≤trict⇧ØD racing⇧≡rogram,⇧Γut⇧≈ithβτreatϕany⇧βdditions⇧¿hurricanes, extraΓonuses¡⌠raction,⇧≤peed,σtc.¡Γetterβnimation,Γetter sound,⇧Γetterτraphics)βndβnβlltogetherπompelling⇧τameplay. "Supersprint"Θs⌠he⌠ypicalσxample∩f≈hatóKartingוrandסrix" couldΦaveΓeen∮ike.חt'sτreat.IJnÕ."Testגrive"ΘsσvenΓetter⌠hanóSupersprint"¡ϕaybeΓecauseΘt offers⇧øD≥ather⌠hanØDτameplay.⇧חn⌠hisτame,⇧∙ou⇧Φave⇧⌠o drive⇧βπar⌠hrough⌠heϕountains¿alløD!),⇧βvoiding⇧∩ncoming traffic,⇧∩vertaking≤low⌠rafficβnd∩utrunning⌠heπoppers.קhe graphics⇧βre⇧≤uperb¿especially⌠heπars⇧¡⇧Θncluding⇧הerrari 'Crockett'קestarossa,סorsche,כotus,σtc.),βnimationΘsµairly good,⇧ΘntroϕusicΘsΣull,≤oundσffectsβre±uiteΣullβnd≈hen a⇧πarπrashes∙ourσarsβreπrashed,⇧⌠oo¿by⌠he≤heer∮ack⇧∩f ANY≤ound).⇧חtπouldΦaveΓeenΓetter,ΓutΘs≤till÷eryτood.IJ 9.Let's∮eave⌠heτamesµorβ≈hileβnd≤hatβ∮ittleΓitβbout∩ur colleagues⇧Θn⇧בanada⇧⌠hat⇧≡roduce⇧⌠he⇧Σisk⇧Γased⇧ϕagazine "F.A.S.T.E.R.".⇧קwo⇧∩f⌠heirϕost≥ecentΘssues⇧≈ere⇧≥ecently added⇧⌠o⇧ϕyπollection¿one∩f≈hich≈as≤ent⇧Γy⇧⌠heir⇧גutch distributor,⇧סanatco¡⌠hanks!)βndחϕustβdmit⌠hatח≈as∩nce again⇧≤tunnedΓy⌠heirσfforts.⇧דverybodyδnows⌠hat⇧ח⇧≈asn't exactlyσnthusiastic≈ith≥egard⌠oóF.A.S.T.E.R.",⇧βnd∙ou⇧ϕay know⇧⌠hat⇧ח≤tillβin't.⇧קhough⌠heyΓeatβll⇧Σisk⇧ϕagazines existing⇧βnywhere⇧≈ith⇧≥egard⇧⌠o⇧⌡ser-friendlyness⇧βnd⇧⌠he general⇧Θmpression∩f⌠he≡rogramming⇧σnvironment,⇧⌠hey⇧≤till offerβrticles⌠hat∮ackσvery≤ign∩fβctuality¿exceptµor⇧⌠he "Wordסerfect"≥eview).ח≈asτlad⌠oµind∩ut,⌠hough,⌠hat⌠hey they⇧τot≥id∩f⌠hat≥idiculousϕusic⌠heyΦadΘncluded⇧≤everal issueΓack.Something⇧ח⇧≈asשERYσnthusiastic⇧βbout,⇧Φowever,⇧≈as⇧⌠heir "Illusion"⇧τame⇧¿anóArkanoid"-clone)⌠hat⇧⌠hey⇧≡ublished⇧Θn Volume⇧Ø⇧חssueø¿aבonstructionיit≈as≤uppliedΘn⇧שolume⇧Ø Issue⇧œ¡≤howingלORE⌠han≤triking≥esemblance⌠o⇧⌠he⇧óTonic Tile"⇧πonstruction⇧δit).⇧קhat's∩ne∩f⌠he∩ther⇧µields⇧⌠hat "F.A.S.T.E.R."⇧≈illβlwaysΓeat⌡s≈ith:⇧סrograms.⇧תhereas⇧ üST NEWSÇ∈owβnd⌠hen∩ffersβΦandy⌡tility,⇧óF.A.S.T.E.R."⇧∩ffers quite⇧Φigh±ualityτamesβnd⇧⌡tilities.⇧בoncluding:⇧דverybody should⇧τetΦisΦands∩nóF.A.S.T.E.R.",⇧Θn≤pite∩f⌠he⇧⌠hings that⇧ח⇧¿and≡erhapsϕore≡eople)Σislike.⇧קhey⇧βre⇧⌠he⇧ϕost perfect⇧¿andπheap)≈ay⌠oτetΘn⌠ouch≈ith≈hat'sτoing∩n⇧∩n the⇧∩ther⇧≤ide∩f⌠he≡ond.⇧ח'd∮ike⌠o⌡se⌠his⇧∩ccasion⇧⌠o apologize⇧µor⇧⌠he⇧µact⌠hatח⌡sed⇧⌠o⇧≤pread⇧óF.A.S.T.E.R." through⌠heסD∩verΦalfβ∙earβgo¿EVERYBODY⌡sed⌠o≤preadΘt, so⇧Θt⇧≈as⇧∈o≤trange⌠hing⌠hatח⌠hought⇧Θt⇧≈as⇧סD).⇧גear "F.A.S.T.E.R."≡roducers:חΦaveΦeard⌠hat∙ou≈ere±uite≡issed (sorry⇧µor⌠he≈ord)≈hen∙ouµound∩ut⌠hatח⌡sed⌠oΣo⇧⌠hat. AndחΦaveβlsoΦeard⌠hat∙ou∮ike üSTמEWSÇΓut⌠hat∙ou⌠hink⇧ח talk⇧⌠oo⇧∈egatively⇧βbout∙ourϕag.⇧ח⇧≤tarted⇧≈riting⇧ϕore positively⇧¿but⇧≤till≈ithΦonesty⌠owards⇧ϕy⇧≥eaders)⇧βbout three⇧∩r⇧µourϕonthsβgo,⇧βndβΦave⇧≤topped⇧≤preading⇧∙our magazineβ∮ong,⇧∮ong⌠imeβgo.⇧חs⌠his≡erhapsβn∩ccasion⇧⌠o start≈orking⌠ogether≤omeϕore¿hint:⇧תe're≤till≤eeking⇧µor an∩fficialΣistributorΘnבanada)?Recently,⇧ח⇧≈as⇧Γored≤tiff.⇧חΩustπouldn't⇧τet⇧ϕyself⇧⌠o studyingµorϕy⌡pcoming≡hysics⌠est,תilleke≈asµarβwayβndח didn'tµeelϕuch∮ikeβctually≈ritngµor üSTמEWSÇσither.It⇧βll⇧≤tarted⇧∩nצunday,⇧גecemberÀth,⇧≈hen⇧טos⇧צchilders (familiar∈ameβgain!⇧זe's∈owδnownΓy⌠he∈ameºAmigaצoftware Syndicate'¿ASS)∩n⌠heIJmiga)ΣroppedΘn≈ithβπouple∩f⇧Σisks filled≈ithIJmiga≡ix∩n⌠he∩riginal«IFFµormat.⇧חΦadβlready collected⇧βτreatϕanyIJmiga≡icturesβnd≤tored⌠hemΘn⇧óDegas Elite"⇧µormat,⇧Γut⌠hey≈ereβll≥educed⌠o⇧õ6⇧πolors...Alas! Severalϕonthsσarlier,⇧חΦadΓeenπaughtΘn⌠heβct∩fΣripping from⇧ϕy⇧ϕouthΓehindβnIJmiga≤howingβ≤lideshow⇧πalled⇧óThe Samanthaהoxצlideshow".טos≤awϕeβnd⌠oldϕe¿withβ≤mile,≤o it≤eemed)⌠hat⌠his≡icture≤how⌡sed⌠heIJmigaóHAM"¿Hold⇧IJnd Modify)ϕode,⌠husσnabling⌠he⌡se∩fœ096πolorsβt∩nce∩n⌠he screen.⇧פeducing⌠hat⌠oõ6πolors∩n⌠heצTϕightϕakeצamantha unrecognisable...I⇧⌠hen⇧Σecided⇧⌠hatח⇧≈ould⇧Σo⇧Ωust⇧βbout anything⇧⌠o⇧ϕake⌠his≤lideshowµor⌠heצT⇧¡⇧≈ith⇧≥easonable quality,⌠hatΘs.WhenIJntic/Theבatalog≡ublished⌠heóSpectrum"Σrawing⇧≡rogram, enabling⇧⌠he⌡se∩fŒ12πolorsβt∩nce,⇧ח⌠ookϕy⇧πhances⇧βnd calledטos,⇧βskingΦim⌠oΣeliverϕe≤omeחFFצamantha≡ix,⌠hat couldΓe∮oadedΘnóSpectrum"≈ithoutΓeing≥educed⌠oõ6πolors.HeπameβsµastβsΦeπould¿aboutµive≈eeksβfterϕyπall)⇧βnd I⇧≤tarted∮oading⌠he≡ictureµilesΘnóSpectrum".⇧קhe⇧≥esults wereΘmpressive,⇧βndח⌠husϕade⌠heóSamanthaהox≤lideshow"∩n DecemberÀthβndגecemberÃth.⇧נn⌠he∮astΣay,⇧חβlsoϕade⌠he "Garfield⇧≤lideshow"≈ith≤omeϕore∩f⇧טos'⇧≡ictures.⇧תhereas "Sammy"ΦasΓeenΣouble-sided,⇧óGarfield"≈as≤ingle-sided.אoth slideshows⇧Φave⇧Γeen⇧∮aunched⇧Θnto⇧⌠he⇧סD,⇧βnd⇧≤hould⇧Γe available⌠hrough∙our∮ocalסD∮ibrary¿pleaseΣon't∩rder⇧⌠hem through üSTמEWSÇ!).After⇧µinishing⌠wo≤lideshowΣemosΘn⌠wo⇧Σays,⇧ח⇧πonsidered this⇧⌠o⇧Γe⇧σnough≈ith≥egard⌠oIJCC⇧≡roducts⇧µor⇧βt⇧∮east another∙ear.⇧IJlas!⇧הate≈ouldn't∮etϕe≤top,⇧βsח≥eceivedβ packageµromמewםealandβ∮ittleϕore⌠hanβ≈eek∮ater.⇧חt≈as sent⇧⌠oϕeΓyזarveyיongקin,⇧βnd⌠heΣisks≈ere⇧µilled⇧≈ith Amiga⇧≡ix.⇧חΣecided∈ot⌠o≈aitβny∮ongerβnd⌠o⇧µinish⇧⌠he "Amiga⇧≤lideshow"⇧βs≈ell¿thatחΦad≡romised⇧≤everal⇧ϕonths ago).חΣid⌠hat∩nגecemberõ5th,βndΘt≈asβgainΣouble-sided. Itµeatures≤ome∩f⌠he∩ldIJmigaβrtwork¿"Kingקuth",⇧óVenus", "Red⇧סorsche")βnd≤omeϕore≥ecentβrtwork.⇧חt⇧βlso⇧Θncludes someβrtwork⌠hat≈as∮eft∩verµromטos'Σisks.חt'sβlsoסD.Note:⇧קhese⇧⌠hree≤lideshows∩nly≈ork≈ithÀ0Hz⇧≤witched⇧∩n, whichΘs∈ot≡ossible∩nβllϕonitors/TVs!Soϕuchµorϕy∩wn≡roceedingsΘn≥ecent⌠imes.כet'sτetΓack⌠o 'real'≤oftware.About⇧βϕonthβgo,⇧ח≥eceivedβ≡rogramµromהrankצchoof⇧µrom Germany.⇧חt'sβוEM-drivenΣrawing≡rogram⌠hat≈orks∩nβll⇧צT systems¿also⌠he∩nes≈ithŒ12יb),Γut∩nlyΘnϕedium≥es¿high res÷ersionΘsΓeingϕade).חt'sπalledóMIGrafikØ.0".חΦaven't thoroughly⌠ested⌠he≡rogram,⇧ΓutΘsβppears⌠oΓeנK⇧βlthough it∮acks≤ufficient⌡serfriendlynessβnd∩neϕore⌠hing:⇧תho⌠he hell⇧≈ants⇧⌠oΣrawΘnϕedium≥es⌡nless∙ou⌡seŒ12⇧πolors⇧βt once?⇧קhe⇧≡rogram⇧Σoesn't⌡se≥ubberΓands¿which⇧βre⇧βlways handyΘnΣrawing≡rograms),⇧Φasβ÷ery≤low·oomϕodeβnd⇧⌠here are≤till±uiteβµewϕinorΓugsΘn⌠he⇧≡rogram.⇧סersonally,⇧ח think⇧⌠hereβreϕore⌠hanσnoughΣrawing≡rogramsµor⌠he⇧צT⇧¡ much⇧Γetter∩nesβs≈ell.⇧ח⌠hinkהrank≤hould±uit≈orking⇧∩n theϕonochrome÷ersion∩fóMIGraphik",βndπontinue∩n⌠heϕulti-tasking⇧≡rojectΦeΘs≈orking∩n.⇧קhere≈ill≡robablyΓeβ⇧∮ot moreΘnterestΘn⌠hat⌠hanΘnΩustβnotherΣrawing≡rogram...One⇧∩f⌠he∮ast≡rogramsח'd∮ike⌠o⌠alkβboutΘn⌠his⇧Θssue's "ST⇧צoftwareמews"ΘsóStarתars"µromגomark.חt'sβøD⇧≤hoot-'em-upτame⌠hatπombines⌠errifying≤peed≈ith÷ector⇧τraphics, digitized⇧≤peechβndβwesomeβctionΘn⇧≤tunning⇧≥ealism.⇧ח've heard⇧⌠hat⇧⌠he⇧צT÷ersionΘsΩust⇧∮ike⇧⌠he⇧∩riginal⇧βrcade version,⇧βnd⇧חΘmmediatelyΓelieve⌠hat¡βs≈ouldβnyone⇧∩nce having≡layed⌠his⌠hrillingτame.⇧ח≥eallyΣidn'tπonsider⌠his possible∩n⌠heצT¡חβlways⌠houghóStarglider"⌠ook⌠heצT⇧⌠o its∮imitsβlready.⇧ח≥eally∮ikeΘt≈henτames∮ikeóStarתars" appear⇧¡⌠heyδeep≥emindingϕeβll⌠he⌠ime⌠hat⌠he∮imits⇧∩f the⇧צT'sπapacitiesβre∈ot∙et≥eached.⇧óStar⇧תars"⇧πombines terrific⇧≡rogramming≤kill≈ithβnβddictiveτameplay,⇧βnd⇧⌠he introϕusicσven≤hows∩f≤ome≡rogramming≤kill∩n⌠heµield⇧∩f music....what'sϕore⌠o≈ish?⇧קhis∩neΣeservesβ¨.5¡Θt≤ells atÀ9.50גutchτuildersβtזomesoft.Some⇧∩f⇧⌠he≡rograms⌠hatחπould≤eeΓrieflyΩust⇧Γefore⇧⌠he launch∩f⌠hisΘssue∩f üSTמEWSÇβreóSkyrider",óScreamingתings" andóMission".⇧óSkyrider"ΘsβΦorizontally≤crolling≤hoot-'em-up⇧τame≈ith≥easonably≈ell≡rogrammed⇧≤crolling,⇧τood⇧≤ound effectsβndϕuchΓetter±ualities⌠hanóUridium".⇧חt's⇧∮aunched byבreationצoftwareβnd∩ffersβ∈iceΘntro¿nice≥asters!)⇧βnd goodτraphics.⇧לany≤ounds≤mell∮ikeΣigitizing≡rocesses,⇧βnd if∙ou≡lay⌠heτame⌠oo∮ong∙ou'llτetΦeadaches¿the≤crollΘs not⇧≤mooth⇧σnough).⇩óScreaming⇧תings"⇧Θs⇧β⇧πross⇧Γetween "Xevious"βndó1942",⇧Γrought∩utΓyפedפatצoftware.חt≤hoots nicely,⇧≤crolls÷ery≈ell¿vertically)βnd≤hows≤ome÷ery⇧∈ify programming⌠ricks.⇧קheσxplosionsβreβΓitΣaft.קhe∮ast∩ne, "Mission",⇧≈as⇧Σone⇧Γy⇧כoriciels¿France).⇧חt's⇧β⇧δind⇧∩f "Magnetik⇧קank"⇧≈ith≤omeβddedµeaturesβndβ⇧≡erson⇧≈alking aroundΘnstead∩f⌠he⌠ank.⇧חϕissed⌠heצT'cπolorβbundance⇧β bit,Γut⌠heβctualτraphicsβre±uiteτood.I⇧Φave⇧∩nlyΓeenβble⌠oτlanceβt⌠hese⇧⌠hree⇧≡rograms⇧÷ery briefly,≤oחΣon't⌠hinkΘt'sµair⌠oτiveβ≥atingµor⌠hem.Hope⌠o≤ee∙ouΘnõ988βgain!üTHEIJCC'SפEADER'SצERVICEÇΓyפichardיarsmakersHere⇩∙ou⇧πan⇧≥ead⇧βll⇧βbout⇧≈hat⇧∙ou⇧πan⇧Σo⇧≈ith⇩∩ur correspondence⇧βddress⇧¿üST⇧מEWSÇ,⇧יievitstraat⇧Œ0,⇧Œ702⇧כE, Helmond,קhe⇧מetherlands),⇧∮ike≤endingΘnβrticlesµor⌡se⇧ΘnüSTמEWSÇ,≥emarks,πritics,≤ubscribing,σtc. Subscribing⌠o üSTמEWSÇSince üSTמEWSÇשolumeõחssueø≈as∮aunched,β∮ittle∩verβ∙ear ago,⇩ΘtΦasΓeen≡ossible⌠o≤ubscribe⌠o üSTמEWSÇ.קhe≤etupΘs very≤imple:ךou≤imply≤end⌡sβnσmpty,µormatted,≤ingle≤ided disk,⌠ogether≈ithσnough≤tamps¿orחnternationalפeplyבoupons if⇧∙ou∮ive∩utside∩fזolland)βndβ∈ote≈hich≤ays⇧óNext⇧ üST NEWSÇ".⇧תe⇧≈ill⌠hen⌠akeπare⌠hat∙ouτetβny∈ewΘssue∩f⇧ üST NEWSÇΘmmediatelyβfterΘts∮aunch.⇧קhis≈ay,⇧ΘtΘs≡ossible⇧⌠o getΘt≈ithin⌠woΣaysΘf∙ou∮iveΘnזolland∩rβϕatter∩f⇧∩ne or⌠wo≈eeks∩f∙ou∮iveβbroad.⇧ךouπanβlso∩rder⇧Γack-issues of⇧ üST⇧מEWSÇ¿readϕoreβbout⌠hatΘn⌠heβrticleóHow⇧⌠o⇧∩rder back-issues"),⇧≈ith⇧≈hich⇧∙ouϕust∈otµorget⌠o⇧ϕention⇧⌠he volume⇧∈umber∩f⌠heΘssues∙ou≈ant.⇧גon'tπlose∙ourσnvelope too⌠ightly,⇧≤ince≈eϕustΓeβble⌠o⌡se⌠hat≤ameσnvelope⇧⌠o send⌠he≤tuffΓack⌠o∙ou.⇧חf∙ouΣo,Φowever,∙ouπanβlsoβdd anβdditionalσnvelopeΘn∙our≡ackage.⇧נrdering üSTמEWSÇΘsµree of⇧πosts,⇧σxceptµor⌠he≡ostβnd⌠heΣisks¿you≤imply⇧≤upply those⇧∙ourself),⇧Γut⇧Σonations⇧βreβlways⇧≈elcome⇧¿my⇧τiro account∈umber≈ill⌡ndoubtedlyΓeµound≤omewhereΘn⌠his⇧Θssue of üSTמEWSÇ).סlease≥efer⌠o⌠heβrticleβbout∩urסDכibraryµor correct⇧≡ostage⇧±uantitiesµorπertain∈umbers∩fΣisks⇧⌠o⇧Γe sent.⇧סleaseΣon'tβddµoreignπurrencies,⇧βsΘt⌠akes±uite⇧β lot∩f⌠rouble⌠oσxchangeσ.g.Ø000∮ireΘnβΓankΦere.Sine≤chool⌠ends⌠oβbsorb±uiteβ∮ot∩fϕy⌠ime,⇧Θtϕight⇧Γe handier⇧⌠o⇧∩rder üSTמEWSÇ⌠hrough∩ne∩f⌠heϕany⇧סD⇧∮ibraries thatµeatures⌡s.קhisϕightβlso⌠urn∩ut⌠oΓeβ∮ot±uicker.Remarks,⇧πritics,⇧πomments,⇧σtc.⇧⌠o üSTמEWSÇβnd/orβny∩f∩ur other≡roducts.Each⌠ime≈eµinishβnΘssue∩f üSTמEWSÇ∩rβnother≡roduct⇧¿like Slideshows),⇧≈e⇧≈ant⇧⌠o⇧Γe≤ure⌠hatΘtβnswers⇧⌠o⇧βs⇧ϕanyneeds⇧βs≡ossible.⇧קherefore,⇧≈e∈eed⌠oδnow∙our⇧∈eeds⇧βnd opinionsβbout üSTמEWSÇβs≈ellβsβll∩ur∩ther≡roducts.IJlso,חwould∮ike⌠oΦearβboutΓugs⌠hatϕight≤tillΓe∮eft⇧≤omewhere in⌠he≡rogram,⇧≤o⌠hatחπan⌠ry⌠oτet≥id∩f⌠hese.בriticism that⇧≈as≤entΘnβround⌠heσnd∩fõ986ϕade≤ureח≤witched⇧⌠o usingβ≡rogram⌠hatח≈roteϕyself⌠oΣisplay üSTמEWSÇ⇧βrticles, and⇧⌠hat's⇧∩nly⇧∩ne⌠hing⌠hatΦas⇧Γeen⇧βchieved⇧⌠his⇧≈ay. CompatibilityΘsβlsoβssured¡ üSTמEWSÇ≈orks∩n